Lindsay Lohan Lays Low Parents Keep Blabbing

Lindsay Lohan is really laying low but People is reporting that Lohan’s latest movie deal is still on track according to the producers.
"It's happening. Everything's on schedule. We're just working out the conditions so she'll be able to make the film," Lucas Jarach, producer of Lohan's upcoming Tango movie Dare to Love Me says. "The shooting of the movie, the filming, is not scheduled to start until October 1. [Lindsay] is still on board."
Lindsay’s parents don’t seem to know how to lay low or just shut up. Almost every day they complain about one thing or another concerning the media coverage is sooooo bad on them.
Dina Lohan told People her daughter is “doing well.” but the experience of this whole affair is "horrific."
So now suddenly the attention they get from the paparazzi is difficult for the entire Lohan family, especially for little spoiled brat Lindsay.
"It's hard. These are young adults – to be under the microscope is inconceivable to understand unless you are going through it. It's scary." Dina told People.

Meanwhile Daddy Lohan is throwing his two cents into the media circus surrounding his daughters messy life. Lindsay’s fked up life seemed to just get a little worse since daddy
Lohan got out of jail. Hmmn, maybe Mikey should leave the country and go to like Siberia for about 20 years.
Anyway he’s been spouting of to IN Touch saying, “I go to every one of her movies, “I had to leave Georgia Rule — during a couple of scenes I ran out of the theater. I don’t want to see her in a sexual context; even if she’s acting, she’s my daughter first. And I Know Who Loved Me [sic] — I don’t even know if I’ll go to see that. If someone goes, and warns me ahead of time, ‘Michael, get out of the theater — something’s coming up,’ then I will. “Lindsay is one of the most talented kids I’ve ever seen,” he says. “She can’t work until she gets her life in order, because Lindsay is not going to give her best performance until Lindsay is Lindsay again.”

To bad you didn’t have some talent on how to shut up and stay the hell out of her life for a while. She obviously needs some, maybe a lot of time to get her feelings about you at a place where she can forgive and forget or at least live a sane life with them. You should just shut up. Remember silence is golden. It’s time for you to be silent.

George Clooney Uses Farm Animals To Coerce People?

When George, Wise-Owl, Clooney was asked about the perception of him being the leader of Celebs Brad and Matt he reportedly replied, "In terms of being the leader of Brad and Matt, I have some very compromising photos of them that I use as leverage to make myself the leader," Clooney said, once again raising a laugh as he added that he could not show the pictures. "There was a farm animal involved."
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Lol, Gerorge is quite the comedian. I guess he got another Vietnamese piggy or maybe a cloned sheep named Dolly to keep his guests occupied when they visit and get a little tipsy. Hey it couldn’t be worse than some of those skanky ass things in Hollywood.

Shiloh To Become New Fragrance?

A fragrance company is reportedly moving ahead with it’s new scent Shiloh. Angelina Jolie dropped her legal battle a month ago. She was upset that the company didn’t trademark the new fragrance until Angelina gave birth to her and Brad’s daughter. Hey if you snooze you lose. I’m going to trademark my new men’s perfume Brad. Any complaints?

Hayden Panettiere Butt Scratching

Does Hayden Panettiere like to taste her own butt. According to TMZ she was caught doing the scratch and lick on the Heroes set in Malibu Yesterday. Yewwwwuck! That girl just likes licking things. Take a note guys. And don't forget to tell her to floss.
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Usher's Cancelled Bride Speaks Out?

Is Tameka Foster really speaking out and telling the truth about why her and Usher cancelled their wedding plans. She reportedly said this to People. "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue."
Okay, so you cancelled your wedding. Why? Tell. Tell us. She does address the rumour that after the wedding was cancelled she checked into a local hospital. She reportedly said, "We had a scare, but, I am fine and the baby is fine.”
I hate to speculate but all of Usher’s $ signs slowly floating away from me would be enough to send me into cardiac arrest.

Al Gore Jr Pleads Guilty?

The former Vice President Al Gore’s son Al gore Jr. reportedly plead guilty to charges he was facing and instead of going to jail will be entering a drug diversion program. Al Jr. was charged after getting stopped on the Fourth of July by police. He was reportedly speeding in Orange County, California, going 100 miles per hour. The police found marijuana and prescription drugs Vicodin, Xanax, Adderall, and Soma.
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Britney Spears Divorce Final?

Britney Spears likes to undress and get her picture taken with almost naked dancers. One night she was reportedly partying at One Club In N.Y. and got her pic taken in her revealing g-string undies.








Britney’s divorce from K-Fed is reportedly final. You can see her divorce court papers at The Insider.

Joe Pesci Engaged?

Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart are reportedly engaged. Pesci is 64 and Angie is 37. Angie reportedly accepted an 8 carat rock from Mr. Pesci in Atlantic City. The two have been friends for 7 years. A little gold digging can’t hurt a nice girl, huh.

Paris Hilton In Musical?

Paris Hilton is reportedly heading to The big T.O., Toronto, Canada to be in the musical film Repo! The Gentic Opera. When I first saw this story on Dlisted I thought those crazy canucks were making a musical about the Vagina Monologues ,which would be perfect for Paris. They could show clips from her famous sex tape on a huge background screen while Ms. Hilton contorted her skanky ass around the stripper pole. But no, those silly canucks are making a serious musical about a futuristic organ repo team who go about removing organs from people who can’t afford to pay. That’s so far out and alien that Paris will probably fit right in. Maybe they should try and get Posh and Katie too. The alien trio. I’m trying to pick myself up from the floor now.
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Eddie (Parternity Man) Murphy Engaged?

The donkey is reportedly engaged. Eddy Murphy reportedly asked his girlfriend Tracy to get hitched by giving her a diamond, according to Tracey’s Assistant who said, "Tracey and Eddie are both very much in love and are excited about spending the rest of their lives together.” Rumours of their split over Eddie’s DNA tests that confirmed him as Mel B’s daughter’s father were apparently unfounded. Alice Iris, Mel B’s and Murphy’s daughter is so beautiful. Mel B has moved on and is shopping for a new house with her new man.
P.S. Don’t get preggers before that donkey utters the I Do.



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PerezHilton Hits The Big Time

The Queen of all Media has hit the big time, The New York Times fashion that is. From exposing himself to a TMZ camera crew, to an appearance on the View, Nightline, and of course the huge disaster, Posh’s Coming to America T.V. boredom show, the chubby little guy from Miami has become a hugely successful celebrity. Perez tells The New York Times his rapid rise to fame has surprised him. He was quoted in The New York Times story on him the following,“I’m doing things on my own terms. I don’t have to answer to anyone but me.” It has taken wonder boy only 3 years to grow from a lonely blogger to the same heights as the celebs he so quickly trashes on his fabulous website, PerezHilton.com.
The New York Times called Perez, “a childlike bear of a man“, with a “buffoonish appearance”, but also, “a hard-to-ignore Hollywood player“.
Perez is loved by blogger land. Well most of blogger land that is. Tyler Gray, a senior editor at Radaronline.com admits to The Times he’s jealous of Perez’s on line (groupies) following. Mr Gray told The Times, “Perez Hilton obviously found a great formula. So did Robert Oppenheimer. It doesn’t mean it’s good for the public.”

Talk about sour grapes.
“I’m like Madonna , I’m not afraid to offend,” Perez reportedly said once.
Perez, as we all know trashes the best and worst of Hollywoods celebrities, but goes easy on his friend Paris Hilton. Without Paris Hilton’s name he would probably be just another blogger lost somewhere on the www trying to come up with a name to launch him into the stratosphere. I have no doubt he would have found it. Whether you believe he deserves all the fame, riches, and celebrity he has gained or not really doesn’t matter. Anyone who invades the Hollywood world and makes a famous place for themselves deserves every piece of the American dream they receive. Apple pie, money, fame, taking care of your family, pissing at the camera, well maybe not that one, taking what ever you can get. That is the American way, is it not? How could anyone denigrate a man for making it. Hey Perez, I am looking forward to catching your new show on VH1. If I can only get that Fking station here.

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Steve Martin Ties The Knot

Steve Martin and Anne Stringfield reportedly got married in his L.A. home on Saturday.
Martin, 61 years young reportedly had his Inspector Clouseau mustache filling his upper lip. Steve is getting ready to start filming the up-coming sequel to the 2006 Pink Panther movie. The guests who came were reportedly Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Carl Reiner and magician Ricky Jay, and were told it was only going to be a party. Martin’s best man was Lorne Michaels. Stringfield, 35 years of age, was reported to be wearing Vera Wang.

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Lindsay Lohan Movie I Know Who Killed Me Sucks?

The reviews are in on Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie, I Know Who Killed Me, and they are not good. The Boston Globe found it "intensely unpleasant" , The New York Times said it was, "pretentious and inane,". The Associated Press gave it one star out of 4. The Orlando Sentinal gave it a one out of 5 and reportedly said it was, "an unintentionally hilarious disaster". Reportedly the New York Post gave the movie no stars at all. The Hollywood Reporter reportedly said, "Enduring this ponderous, convoluted thriller is pure torture." Variety reportedly said, "Much like the ongoing real-world meltdown of its troubled star, Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me is a disaster that exerts a perverse fascination."
Her movie took in a measley $1.3 million on opening day, landing it at the number 9 spot on the box-office top ten.
The Washington Post reportedly liked it and said it was, "a credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre. Lohan brilliantly brings off her double turn."


One good review out of eight, not good , it must really stink. Sort of like Blowhan’s personal life at the moment I guess.

Britney Spears a Little Spaced Out?

Here are a few pictures of Britney Spears on a photo shoot.Poor Brit looks a little spaced out.

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Usher Wedding No Go

Usher has reportedly cancelled his wedding plans according to his publicist who said, "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected."
It is unknown if Usher and Tameka Foster are still engaged. Some reports say they couldn't agree on barbecue or a special chef menu. Sounds like a good reason to cancel a wedding. More than likely had something to do with Usher's mom. Her and Foster reportedly don't jive together. And a young man's mom is usually right. Reports say Usher's mom was invited at the last minute but she didn't want to come. Maybe one of the couple just got cold feet. Who knows for sure, except Usher and Tameka. Time will tell.

Rebecca Schaeffer Murderer Stabbed

Robert John Bardo, the man who murdered actress Rebecca Schaeffer in 1989 has reportedly been stabbed 11 times in prison. Unfortunately he was treated and saved at University of California, Davis, Medical Center and returned to the prison, Mule Creek State Prison.
Bardo had stalked and killed Schaeffer in Los Angeles when she answered her door back in 1989. Rebecca co-starred in My Sister Sam sitcom in the 80’s.

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Kelly Clarkson Makes up with Clive Davis

Kelly Clarkson bites the dust. The idol diva has reportedly relented to the musical gods and will make a new album which is set to be released in 2008. Clarkson was listening to the musical gods when her Breakaway album sold over 6 million copies. But after a flap with Clive Davis over her My December album, which flopped and brought her tour to a grinding stop, Kelly has seen the error of her ways. Kelly’s new manager is reported to be Reba McIntire’s husband. Clive Davis is going to be controlling this one. Sometimes you just have to listen to those wise old seniors. Especially those that have the ear to know what the public likes. Good music. I expect Clarkson will be back on top very soon. Lets hope her ego doesn’t explode to quickly this time. I bet her fans want to hear Kelly as long as Reba’s have listened to her.

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Star Trek New Mr. Spock

Have outer space aliens embraced the gay lifestyle? Has Spock reportedly become gay. Zachary Quinto, Heroes star has reportedly signed up to play the famous Vulcan, Mr. Spock, on the new Star Trek movie. I’m all happy that their going to make a new Trekkie movie. But can all those aliens handle a gay Spock. Sure they can, more so than those not so tolerant human numbskulls that’s for sure. Live long and prosper. Okay Scotty, beam me the fk. out of here!

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Nicole Richie Only Gets Four Days in Jail

Nicole Richie has reportedly been given a jail sentence of 4 days behind bars. She reportedly plead guilty to her DUI arrest back on December 11. When she starts serving her time is unknown at this time.
Tmz reports the simple girl was fined $2,048 smackers, dollars, ordered to take an alcohol education course and three years probation on her lucky ass. She has to go to jail by September 28th. Tmz is also reporting the skinny little skank is expecting a child in January. I bet Paris Hilton is just fuming over Nicole's light sentence compared to hers.

LIndsay Lohan Night of Terror

This Lindsay Lohan drunk driving incident keeps getting crazier by the day. Now the drunken, crazy ass biotche is reportedly being called a racist and a kidnapper too. According to TMZ the guys in the car with Lindsay that night said this about that harrowing night,

Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake drove to Malibu with the boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan's assistant. Lindsay and her assistant ran into Dante and friends. Later, the assistant text-messaged Dante, saying Lindsay wanted to invite him to a Malibu party that night.
Later, Dante says, he and his friends drove to the party. Dante and the assistant's boyfriend were let in, but Jakon and Ronnie were rejected and stayed outside. Dante says Lindsay was never without a drink during the evening and he even did a shot with her.
At one point, Lindsay's assistant and her boyfriend walked outside and got into an argument. Lindsay came out and got angry at her assistant. The assistant then said, "I quit," which enraged Lindsay.
Ronnie says Lindsay looked "very messed up" and "raging."

Dante and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel. The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car and left.

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.
Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.
Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want."

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Lindsay Lohan Recieves Support From Christian Slater

Christian Slater, who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in the movie Bobby reportedly is offering her his support. "I’ve been there, he reportedly said, "I certainty can't judge ... I support her a million percent, it's not an easy deal, not an easy town."
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Yes come and hang out with me, I only drank, did drugs, punched a woman and kicked a copper, but I didn’t drive drunk, is what he should have said. And maybe he could tell her what it’s like to stay in the celebrity jail house to ease her mind. Because that’s where she’s most likely going. Ah, celebrities are so forgiving to themselves it makes you want to puke.

J-LO Going on Tour

Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony, after just opening their movie El Cantante, or The Singer in Puerto Rico on July 23rd have now announced a music tour which will reportedly start in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The tour will travel across America and Puerto Rico. J-Lo looks so happy with her man Marc. Well she had all the money, fame and celebrity and now she has the hubby too, even if he is skinny as a school skeleton. I bet she beats his ass around to with her sassy self.

Angelina Jolie Devasted

Angelina Jolie is reportedly devastated by the low box office of her movie A Mighty Heart. As of July 24th it has earned just over 9 million. A source said, “She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,” according to USMAGAZINE.COM.
Brad Pitt has reportedly taken the family to France to console Angie’s foul mood. I'd hate to be Brad if she doesn't win a nomination for an Oscar for her role in the movie after all the hype it got.

25 Million Contestants Ripped Off?

Here’s a weird little story from England about a T.V. station reportedly ripping off 25 million viewers who called in to enter contests when they had no chance of winning at all. The money collected from viewers who couldn’t possibly win is alleged to be around $70 million. That’s a rotten way to improve the bottom line. And the T.V. station involved is partially owned by the Walt Disney Company. Some of the story from Timesonline below.

GMTV, ITV’s breakfast broadcaster, admitted last night that viewers who spent £35 million over four years had no chance of winning one of its phone-in competitions.
The figure, larger than previously expected, opens up a massive liability for the commercial broadcaster, which has promised to refund everybody affected – although ITV hopes that not everybody will claim.

ITV owns 75 per cent of GMTV, with the rest held by the Walt Disney Company. Last year ITV made £288 million before tax; meaning that if everybody claimed the refund it could cost the broadcaster 12 per cent of profits. Every morning about five million people watch GMTV, which vies with the BBC Breakfastto produce Britain’s most popular breakfast show.
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The Simpson Movie is Coming

The Simpsons are coming. The Simpsons movie is coming. Bart Simpson, the I didn't do it poster boy for Lindsay Blowhan will be reportedly showing his pee-pee to everyone tomorrow. Here are some pics of the famous celebrities in fashion clothes.

Usher Getting Married?

Usher reportedly is getting married very soon. The big day is supposed to happen this up-coming weekend. Tameka Foster and Usher reportedly have a lavishly planned wedding ceremony all set to go at music executive L.A. Reid's Hampton home. The guest list reportedly include Jay-Z and his fall-down the stairs girly Beyonce, Janice Jackson and her chubby beau, and many musicians too numerous to count. This would be Usher’s first I do’s and his woman’s second. She is reportedly pregnant with Usher’s child.

Madonna's Motherly Instincts

Madonna reportedly got her hubby Guy Ritchie to fire a crew member on his movie set after Madge over heard a girl say to another crew member when she was asked what was Madonna and Guy’s newly adopted baby boy’s name was. The crew member reportedly said his name was Lucky Bas***d. Well any mother worth their weight in salt would be crazy upset with a comment like that about her little boy. I’m surprised Madonna didn’t crack that woman on the side of her brainless head. Talk about insensitive.

Britney Boy Spears on America's Got Talent

The wacky and the weird in America is alive and well. I don't know which Britney is wacked out of it more than the other. The real Britney or the fake boy Britney. The girl Britney better watch out because the boy Britney seems to be getting more applause than her, him, she, he, oh fk it, I'm all disco-boob-alated. Just watch the damn video!

Matt Damon Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Baby face actor Matt Damon was honoured with a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame on Wednesday in Los Angeles. The Bourne Identity movie franchise star’s new role in the latest Bourne movie sequel, The Bourne Ultimatum is scheduled to open tonight in L.A. Recently Matt stuck his hands and feet in the cement at Grauman’s Chinese Theater alongside his pals George (Wise Owl) Clooney and Angelina’s man-toy Brad Pitt.

Jenna Jameson Comic Book Hero

"The Queen of Porn", Jenna Jameson, former stripper, glamour model, and entrepreneur is reportedly going to be starring in her very own sexy comic book. According to TMZ, Jenna will be a leather-clad, g-string wearing heroine named "Shadow Hunter." Reportedly the company involved with the porn star comic book is called Virgin. How appropriate.
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You can check out pictures of this porn star on her myspace site.

Buy Britney Spears Rage

Attention everyone. You can buy Britney Spears umbrella rage for your very own. The vehicle that Britney attacked with an umbrella is reportedly for sale on E.bay. The asking price, only $25,000. A small price to pay for that crazy ass biotche’s day in the life of a famous bald headed singers one day only meltdown vehicle.

Rock Of Love Hire Porn Star

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Penelope Cruz Wears Fakes

Penelope Cruz is into a bit of a flap over an ad for L’Oreal mascara that purports to increase eye lashes up to 60% longer. Someone complained to the Advertising Standards Authority. The authority said: "We concluded that, in the absence of a disclaimer stating that Penelope Cruz was wearing some individual false lashes added to her natural lashes, and because the ad did not make clear that the claim referred to an increase in the 'appearance' of lash length, the ads could mislead."
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Hmmn, fake eye lashes. I wonder if her snatchy snatch has fake pubic’s as well. Or maybe just dyed hairy patches approximately 60% natural. Poor Penelope probably pulled 60% of her eye lashes out long ago after her romance with some scientologist guy. I refuse to point any elbows.

Beyonce Takes A Header In Orlando Concert

Lindsay Lohan's Replacement Found?

Rob Schneider's new movie role as a drunken Hollywood starlet trying to make a comeback. Lol. Rob on the Tonight Show. Hollywood tends to eat their own.

Lindsay Lohan Replaced By Rob Schneider

TMZ is reporting that Rob Schneider will be replacing Lindsay Lohan’s drunken ass on the Tonight Show. He may be in drag, even dressed like Lohan. Lol. TMZ says Panties and scram bracelet will be optional.
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Rihanna Umbrella Girl

Rihanna, the next black Madonna is milking her huge smash hit Umbrella by selling her own umbrellas now. Would Madonna do such a thing, I think so. Yes she would too. So I guess Rihanna is still in the running for Head Diva of the pop world, although she has a long way to go. Like maybe a couple hundred million just to get close to Madge.....

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Fails Her

Lindsay (Knife) Lohan has reportedly been caught drinking and driving again. Between 1:30 and 2:00 am on Tuesday the Santa Monica Police Department got a call about a vehicle chasing another vehicle. Lohan’s SUV was reportedly doing the chasing. Police stopped Lohan’s vehicle and determined that she was possibly under the influence of alcohol by conducting a field sobriety test.
Lohan was reportedly given two Breathalyzer tests which she failed. Her readings of blood alcohol levels were reportedly .12 and .13 over the legal limit of .08. A search of Lohan at the police station reportedly also found a quantity of cocaine in her possession.
A police spokesman reportedly said Lindsay was charged with DUI, cocaine possession, transporting a narcotic into the police station and driving on her suspended license. The actress reportedly paid $25,000 bail and got released around 6:30 that morning.

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan will be doing the Tango behind jail bars now. Rehab certainly didn't do anything to help her stop partying or stop driving under the influence. A jail sentence is going to have to be her next rehab stint.

Drew Carey To Become New Pet Castrator?

Drew Carey reportedly will be the new host of The Price is Right. Carey reportedly said, “I realize what a big responsibility this is. It's only a game show, but it's the longest-running game show in American TV and I plan to keep it that way.”
I hate to be a sad sack but they should just cancel that show. It had a good run but bury it already. Don’t embarrass Bob Barker with a new host. Who could ever come close to the lovable pet castrator Bob Barker. No one , that’s who.