Kanye West Loses And Crys Again

Kanye West lost five times at the MTV awards. He reportedly was crying again because he lost. He reportedly swore not to return anymore to MTV awards over his losing. Stupid ass loser. He should have just asked Lil Mamma for her outfit. It would really fit a cry baby like himself. A number one album can't win you a MTV Award.

Lil Mamma Flips Out Fashion

What the fk. Wearing baby dresses are so shty. I need extra ass wipe just to look at Lil Mamma's fancy, rather crappy outfit. That must be her sex clothes. Hey boys wanna have a round of sexual encounters with a baby, what sht.

Nicole Richie Looks Like A Cow

Nicole Richie looks like a pregnant cow in this maternity dress. Guess thats just about normal for her. Only before she looked like a skinny cow who couldn't eat grass, just smoked it.

Luciano Pavarotti Passes Away

Luciano Pavarotti has passed away at the age of 71 in his hometown of Modena, Italy. He had pancreatic cancer for a long time. His manager issued this statement, "The great tenor, Luciano Pavarotti, died today at 5:00 a.m. at his home in Modena, the city of his birth. The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterized his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness."

Chole Sevigny Looks Utterly Crappy

How in hell can someone wear ratty sht like Chloe Sevigny when she’s reportedly going to launch her own fashion line for Opening Ceremony this week in the Big Apple. I wouldn’t pay a Frenchy’s price for that crap she’s wearing. If all of her line resembles what she’s wearing at a F.I.T. event in N.Y. it will be in the Salvation Army clothing bins very shortly. Then at least the homeless women can say, Chloe Sevigny used to wear this beautiful fashion clothes outfit.

Amy Winehouse Back To performing.

Amy Winehouse sings at Mercury Awards her new song.

Jude Law Gets Funky?

Jude Law reportedly got arrested for hitting a photographer in London.
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Charlize Theron Gets Political?

Nothing like celebrity political talk. Charlize Theron reportedly said, "The decision-making process for going into Iraq was very hastily done, and I think the facts weren't there, and I just don't think you go to war for those reasons. I think the thing that upset me most was the manipulation that our government did towards our people, manipulating them to believe that if they weren't for the war, they weren't patriotic."
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Maybe she fell in the water and bumped her pretty noggin which turned her brain into an Albert Einstein clone?

Britney Spears is on the Comeback Trail

Britney Spears tricked PerezHilton by showing up at the grand opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. After Perez said she wasn't going to show she screwed his blog report by appearing. Then again she reportedly was going to be paid a cool $100,000 to show up, take a few pictures and then leave quickly, which Britney did. Britney's new single, Gimme More also is doing great. Perez's source was probably a plant by Spears.

People .com reports that "Mediabase, which ranks songs based on the number of spins they get, had Spears at 61 by Friday afternoon, putting her just below artists like Amy Winehouse and Timbaland and just above American Idol winner Jordin Sparks."

Self proclaimed Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton, said this about Britney's song, "It's not bad. It's not amazing. But it is very good, considering our girl's a little rusty."
Dlisted.com said about Spears Gimme More, "It's not completely terrible." I guess that's a good review.