Britney Spears Sucks The Lolli?

According to Dlisted.com, Britney Spears made up with her cousin Alli Sims reportedly at Winstons in Hollywood. While she sucked on a lolli Britney was probably giving her cousin tips on how to deal with the fame of being a huge singing superstar. Don’t marry K-Fed, don’t have kids, don’t attack paparazzi vehicles with umbrellas, if your twat gets hot go swimming in your panties and bra, when you need a little publicity quickly forget to wear panties and spread your legs like a turkey wishbone, you do the yelling and let your bodyguards do the whipping, and if you miss you know what, a lolli will do, the flavour is even so much more delicious.

Poor Alli looks bored to death or drunk. And the guy in the back seat, well we all know what he wants, the dirty sucker.

Reportedly K-Fed’s lawyer inadvertently, yea sure, took a bit of a dig at the ex. Pop Queen according to Dlisted.com by saying, "When they are with him, he is going to shield his children from unwanted media attention. You will not find a picture of Kevin parading with the children out in a public place. He's focused right now on being the best parent that he can be."

Rihanna in Maxim Magazine September Edition?

Rihanna gets juicy-licious in the September, German Maxim Mag.

Megan Fox Trashes Lindsay Lohan Ugh!

Megan Fox reportedly said this about Blowhan Lohan:
"Oh my God! People think we’re alike?! Ugh! Oh my gosh! Lindsay and I were never friends when we starred together. I mean, we were two 16-year-old girls, it’s rare for them to get along, and we didn’t."

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Purple Rain Hits England

After all the colorless rain stopped in England the Purple Rain has landed. The American super star singer Prince, formerly known as something else, like a symbol or a male diva with the boyish looks and wearer of butt-less pants is reportedly in negotiations to have a luxurious house built on the grounds of the former Millennium Dome. The new Prince house will reportedly be the only house in the area. Prince is on tour in the UK and his present home is reportedly a Presidential suite costing around $4500.00 a night. Maybe he can hook up with the other Prince , Charles and they can party on down with Carsmella.
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Juicy Tidbits Of A Gold Digger and a Billionaire?

One of the best ever Gold Digger Walk of Fame girls reportedly had a baby on May 24th with billionaire William Lauder, 46. Taylor Stein,36, the daughter of nightclub owner Howard Stein reportedly made a career out of dating rich older men. Here is the list of her ex boyfriends from The NY Post,
Teddy Forstmann, 67, the leveraged buyout billionaire who was friends with Princess Diana.
Richard Meier, 62, the architect whose glass buildings on West Street have remade the West Village.
Christian Wolffer, 68, the German who was one of the first on Long Island to cultivate grapes at his East Hampton vineyard.
Charles Stevenson, 59, the investment banker now married to glamorous Times writer Alex Kuczynski.
Bobby Higginson, 36, the former Detroit Tigers outfielder who now owns a limousine company in Michigan.
Chappy Morris, 57, the blueblood whose family once owned the Morrisania area of The Bronx, and who is now happily married to Melissa Stanley.
And Fred "Duckslayer" Drasner, 64, the former publisher of the Daily News.
Djuna the baby’s name is reportedly being kept as low key as possible because the billionaire of Estee Lauder is a married man. "We do not comment on the personal lives of our executives," a spokeswoman for the Estee Lauder company said.
Taylor Stein reportedly confirmed her motherhood to Page Six but declined to identify the father.
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Elton John Wants To Ban The Internet?

Sir Elton is a great musician but is a Luddite concerning technology. He reportedly wants the internet banned for five years so people can create art. You old faggy, foggie, get with the times or retire. There’s lots of great music on the internet. Check it out you might find someone who would love to sit by your piano and try out a few musical licks with you.
Anyway the following are Sir Elton’s words as found on PerezHilton,

“The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff. Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for long-term artistic vision. It’s just a means to an end. We’re talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people listen to music and that’s not going to happen with people blogging on the internet. I mean, get out there - communicate. Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet. Let’s get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging. I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span. There’s too much technology available. I’m sure, as far as music goes, it would be much more interesting than it is today. I don’t have a mobile phone or an iPod or anything. I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano. In the early Seventies there were at least ten albums released every week that were fantastic. Now you’re lucky to find ten albums a year of that quality. And there are more albums released each week now than there were then.”
- Elton John
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Kanye West Wiggs Out?

Kanye West said the bling is dead, except for white people and old black people use it anymore. "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger."
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This coming from a guy who cried out cause one of his videos lost and started wigging out about how much money he spent(wasted) on that video. Maybe he should start jumping up into trees looking for sour grapes. Kanye yaps to much, sort of like a little toy poodle. So all you old black and whites it’s time to start a Kanye West demonstration to ban all his music from all the bling bling hot spots. No more Kanye music in the elevators at all the retirement pads in Florida. That will teach that young whipper snapper a thing or two.

Country Music Tales Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw

It’s all about him. Allan Jackson that is. Allan’s wife Denise wrote a book on that low-down mangy two timing slut of a husband . It's All About Him: Finding the Love of My Life is the name of the book Denise co-wrote with Ellen Vaughn. Denise forgives him for cheating on her and reportedly told People that she hopes her story will inspire others. Alan Jackson wrote the forward and two songs reportedly to go along with the book.
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Sounds more like I love that man’s bank account, his famous celebrity status and without him I’m nothing. The title of the book sure seems to say that. So all you country singers, be prepared to write a song for your wife’s book if you get caught with your pants down.


Faith Hill chastised a female fan for clutching her husband Tim McGraw’s crotch.
According to People it happened at a tour event in Lafayette, La. Faith reportedly said the following, "Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend," she tells the fan. "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's [private parts], you understand me? That's very disrespectful."
Hill's rep, Paul Freundlich, confirmed to PEOPLE that the fan had grabbed McGraw. Freundlich said Hill declined to elaborate. “Faith dealt with the situation on the spot and said all that needed to be said from the stage," he said.
Reportedly a video clip of the incident briefly hit YouTube and several other sites on Monday before being taken down.
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Why, why chastise a poor girl for touching that fat bellied has been. Faith needs to realize that giving that belly flopper a little rub is a compliment.

Beyonce All Girl Tour Rocks and Rolls Down The Steps

Beyonce has her girly jag on. Beyonce has hired only females for her current tour. "Everyone is so supportive of each other. We do things together, like yesterday we went skating; I rented out a roller skating rink for all of us and everybody's families to come."
"I grew up in a house with so many women," the singer, 25, tells the Associated Press. "I love being around women, I love being around talented women and supportive women."
Beyonce reportedly said this to People about her tumble down the steps recently, "The easiest part is dancing in the heels," she says. "I don't even think about it anymore; it's just second nature. But it is difficult to dance, to sing at the same time. I have to make sure I'm in shape and I'm hydrated ... I don't want to wear myself out and get exhausted."
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Considering how unceremoniously Beyonce did a header in Florida, the easiest part is not dancing in heels. It’s not walking down steep steps with a long dress on and wearing high heels while keeping up with a machine.

Gary Coleman Beats Up Steering Wheel?

Little man Gary Coleman reportedly got in an argument with some woman in a parking lot. He was hitting the steering wheel and witnesses called police. Gary reportedly got a ticket for disorderly conduct.
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Okay. I guess they have don’t beat steering wheel clubs in Utah, where this happened. Maybe next time he will just go ahead and beat on the woman. That’s probably OK in Utah. Joking. Just kidding, don’t get your panties all wet.

Lindsay Lohan Lays Low Parents Keep Blabbing

Lindsay Lohan is really laying low but People is reporting that Lohan’s latest movie deal is still on track according to the producers.
"It's happening. Everything's on schedule. We're just working out the conditions so she'll be able to make the film," Lucas Jarach, producer of Lohan's upcoming Tango movie Dare to Love Me says. "The shooting of the movie, the filming, is not scheduled to start until October 1. [Lindsay] is still on board."
Lindsay’s parents don’t seem to know how to lay low or just shut up. Almost every day they complain about one thing or another concerning the media coverage is sooooo bad on them.
Dina Lohan told People her daughter is “doing well.” but the experience of this whole affair is "horrific."
So now suddenly the attention they get from the paparazzi is difficult for the entire Lohan family, especially for little spoiled brat Lindsay.
"It's hard. These are young adults – to be under the microscope is inconceivable to understand unless you are going through it. It's scary." Dina told People.

Meanwhile Daddy Lohan is throwing his two cents into the media circus surrounding his daughters messy life. Lindsay’s fked up life seemed to just get a little worse since daddy
Lohan got out of jail. Hmmn, maybe Mikey should leave the country and go to like Siberia for about 20 years.
Anyway he’s been spouting of to IN Touch saying, “I go to every one of her movies, “I had to leave Georgia Rule — during a couple of scenes I ran out of the theater. I don’t want to see her in a sexual context; even if she’s acting, she’s my daughter first. And I Know Who Loved Me [sic] — I don’t even know if I’ll go to see that. If someone goes, and warns me ahead of time, ‘Michael, get out of the theater — something’s coming up,’ then I will. “Lindsay is one of the most talented kids I’ve ever seen,” he says. “She can’t work until she gets her life in order, because Lindsay is not going to give her best performance until Lindsay is Lindsay again.”

To bad you didn’t have some talent on how to shut up and stay the hell out of her life for a while. She obviously needs some, maybe a lot of time to get her feelings about you at a place where she can forgive and forget or at least live a sane life with them. You should just shut up. Remember silence is golden. It’s time for you to be silent.

George Clooney Uses Farm Animals To Coerce People?

When George, Wise-Owl, Clooney was asked about the perception of him being the leader of Celebs Brad and Matt he reportedly replied, "In terms of being the leader of Brad and Matt, I have some very compromising photos of them that I use as leverage to make myself the leader," Clooney said, once again raising a laugh as he added that he could not show the pictures. "There was a farm animal involved."
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Lol, Gerorge is quite the comedian. I guess he got another Vietnamese piggy or maybe a cloned sheep named Dolly to keep his guests occupied when they visit and get a little tipsy. Hey it couldn’t be worse than some of those skanky ass things in Hollywood.

Shiloh To Become New Fragrance?

A fragrance company is reportedly moving ahead with it’s new scent Shiloh. Angelina Jolie dropped her legal battle a month ago. She was upset that the company didn’t trademark the new fragrance until Angelina gave birth to her and Brad’s daughter. Hey if you snooze you lose. I’m going to trademark my new men’s perfume Brad. Any complaints?

Hayden Panettiere Butt Scratching

Does Hayden Panettiere like to taste her own butt. According to TMZ she was caught doing the scratch and lick on the Heroes set in Malibu Yesterday. Yewwwwuck! That girl just likes licking things. Take a note guys. And don't forget to tell her to floss.
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Usher's Cancelled Bride Speaks Out?

Is Tameka Foster really speaking out and telling the truth about why her and Usher cancelled their wedding plans. She reportedly said this to People. "No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue."
Okay, so you cancelled your wedding. Why? Tell. Tell us. She does address the rumour that after the wedding was cancelled she checked into a local hospital. She reportedly said, "We had a scare, but, I am fine and the baby is fine.”
I hate to speculate but all of Usher’s $ signs slowly floating away from me would be enough to send me into cardiac arrest.

Al Gore Jr Pleads Guilty?

The former Vice President Al Gore’s son Al gore Jr. reportedly plead guilty to charges he was facing and instead of going to jail will be entering a drug diversion program. Al Jr. was charged after getting stopped on the Fourth of July by police. He was reportedly speeding in Orange County, California, going 100 miles per hour. The police found marijuana and prescription drugs Vicodin, Xanax, Adderall, and Soma.
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Britney Spears Divorce Final?

Britney Spears likes to undress and get her picture taken with almost naked dancers. One night she was reportedly partying at One Club In N.Y. and got her pic taken in her revealing g-string undies.








Britney’s divorce from K-Fed is reportedly final. You can see her divorce court papers at The Insider.

Joe Pesci Engaged?

Joe Pesci and Angie Everheart are reportedly engaged. Pesci is 64 and Angie is 37. Angie reportedly accepted an 8 carat rock from Mr. Pesci in Atlantic City. The two have been friends for 7 years. A little gold digging can’t hurt a nice girl, huh.

Paris Hilton In Musical?

Paris Hilton is reportedly heading to The big T.O., Toronto, Canada to be in the musical film Repo! The Gentic Opera. When I first saw this story on Dlisted I thought those crazy canucks were making a musical about the Vagina Monologues ,which would be perfect for Paris. They could show clips from her famous sex tape on a huge background screen while Ms. Hilton contorted her skanky ass around the stripper pole. But no, those silly canucks are making a serious musical about a futuristic organ repo team who go about removing organs from people who can’t afford to pay. That’s so far out and alien that Paris will probably fit right in. Maybe they should try and get Posh and Katie too. The alien trio. I’m trying to pick myself up from the floor now.
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Eddie (Parternity Man) Murphy Engaged?

The donkey is reportedly engaged. Eddy Murphy reportedly asked his girlfriend Tracy to get hitched by giving her a diamond, according to Tracey’s Assistant who said, "Tracey and Eddie are both very much in love and are excited about spending the rest of their lives together.” Rumours of their split over Eddie’s DNA tests that confirmed him as Mel B’s daughter’s father were apparently unfounded. Alice Iris, Mel B’s and Murphy’s daughter is so beautiful. Mel B has moved on and is shopping for a new house with her new man.
P.S. Don’t get preggers before that donkey utters the I Do.



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PerezHilton Hits The Big Time

The Queen of all Media has hit the big time, The New York Times fashion that is. From exposing himself to a TMZ camera crew, to an appearance on the View, Nightline, and of course the huge disaster, Posh’s Coming to America T.V. boredom show, the chubby little guy from Miami has become a hugely successful celebrity. Perez tells The New York Times his rapid rise to fame has surprised him. He was quoted in The New York Times story on him the following,“I’m doing things on my own terms. I don’t have to answer to anyone but me.” It has taken wonder boy only 3 years to grow from a lonely blogger to the same heights as the celebs he so quickly trashes on his fabulous website, PerezHilton.com.
The New York Times called Perez, “a childlike bear of a man“, with a “buffoonish appearance”, but also, “a hard-to-ignore Hollywood player“.
Perez is loved by blogger land. Well most of blogger land that is. Tyler Gray, a senior editor at Radaronline.com admits to The Times he’s jealous of Perez’s on line (groupies) following. Mr Gray told The Times, “Perez Hilton obviously found a great formula. So did Robert Oppenheimer. It doesn’t mean it’s good for the public.”

Talk about sour grapes.
“I’m like Madonna , I’m not afraid to offend,” Perez reportedly said once.
Perez, as we all know trashes the best and worst of Hollywoods celebrities, but goes easy on his friend Paris Hilton. Without Paris Hilton’s name he would probably be just another blogger lost somewhere on the www trying to come up with a name to launch him into the stratosphere. I have no doubt he would have found it. Whether you believe he deserves all the fame, riches, and celebrity he has gained or not really doesn’t matter. Anyone who invades the Hollywood world and makes a famous place for themselves deserves every piece of the American dream they receive. Apple pie, money, fame, taking care of your family, pissing at the camera, well maybe not that one, taking what ever you can get. That is the American way, is it not? How could anyone denigrate a man for making it. Hey Perez, I am looking forward to catching your new show on VH1. If I can only get that Fking station here.

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Steve Martin Ties The Knot

Steve Martin and Anne Stringfield reportedly got married in his L.A. home on Saturday.
Martin, 61 years young reportedly had his Inspector Clouseau mustache filling his upper lip. Steve is getting ready to start filming the up-coming sequel to the 2006 Pink Panther movie. The guests who came were reportedly Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Carl Reiner and magician Ricky Jay, and were told it was only going to be a party. Martin’s best man was Lorne Michaels. Stringfield, 35 years of age, was reported to be wearing Vera Wang.

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Lindsay Lohan Movie I Know Who Killed Me Sucks?

The reviews are in on Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie, I Know Who Killed Me, and they are not good. The Boston Globe found it "intensely unpleasant" , The New York Times said it was, "pretentious and inane,". The Associated Press gave it one star out of 4. The Orlando Sentinal gave it a one out of 5 and reportedly said it was, "an unintentionally hilarious disaster". Reportedly the New York Post gave the movie no stars at all. The Hollywood Reporter reportedly said, "Enduring this ponderous, convoluted thriller is pure torture." Variety reportedly said, "Much like the ongoing real-world meltdown of its troubled star, Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me is a disaster that exerts a perverse fascination."
Her movie took in a measley $1.3 million on opening day, landing it at the number 9 spot on the box-office top ten.
The Washington Post reportedly liked it and said it was, "a credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre. Lohan brilliantly brings off her double turn."


One good review out of eight, not good , it must really stink. Sort of like Blowhan’s personal life at the moment I guess.

Britney Spears a Little Spaced Out?

Here are a few pictures of Britney Spears on a photo shoot.Poor Brit looks a little spaced out.

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Usher Wedding No Go

Usher has reportedly cancelled his wedding plans according to his publicist who said, "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected."
It is unknown if Usher and Tameka Foster are still engaged. Some reports say they couldn't agree on barbecue or a special chef menu. Sounds like a good reason to cancel a wedding. More than likely had something to do with Usher's mom. Her and Foster reportedly don't jive together. And a young man's mom is usually right. Reports say Usher's mom was invited at the last minute but she didn't want to come. Maybe one of the couple just got cold feet. Who knows for sure, except Usher and Tameka. Time will tell.