Madonna Gets A Little Tipsy?

Madonna and Guy Ritchie were out and about in London. Looks like Madonna may have had a few too many drinks. Reports that she was a little tipsy are circulating on the web. She is probably not to keen on her up coming meeting with Malawi’s Child welfare services. I guess she figured she better get a little jag on now before next month’s check up on the living conditions of her adopted son David Banda. Well, lets commiserate on this issue. The boy is living with one of the richest women in the world rather than an orphanage. His new mother owns about ten houses and any # of cars. The cute little guy will be able to go get whatever education he can possibly handle. He will be able to travel around the world while growing up and probably will. He will now be able to gain a culture experience of many different races, religions, and forms of freedom. Or he could live a life of poverty and more than likely starve to death or die of some rampant disease in Malawi. Just give those officials a check and send them back home. That’s probably all they want anyway. Or a little vacation maybe. I think Madonna is a little too self centered myself, but what music icon isn't. We, the public make them that way with our adoration so now we have a whole bunch of rich and famous biotches and fking pricks that are loose on the planet, so we just have to suck it up. So leave the Material Girl Diva alone with her little bundle of adopted joy and let her bring him up in a home life most people could only dream of.

Kell Clarkson Sees The Light

Ah, nothing like eating some crow for your career’s sake. Kelly Clarkson posted these consoling words on her official site.

"There has been quite a bit of controversy surrounding the release of "My December," much of which has focused on a supposed feud with my record label, in particular, Clive Davis. I want to set the record straight on this by saying that I want my band, my advisors, those close to me and my record label to be one big, tightly knit family. Like any family we will disagree and argue sometimes but, in the end, it's respect and admiration that will keep us together. A lot has been made in the press about my relationship with Clive. Much of this has been blown way out of proportion and taken out of context. Contrary to recent characterizations in the press, I'm well aware that Clive is one of the great record men of all time. He has been a key advisor and has been an important force in my success to date. He has also given me respect by releasing my new album when he was not obligated to do so. I really regret how this has turned out and I apologize to those whom I have done disservice. I would never intentionally hurt anyone. I love music, and I love the people I am blessed to work with. I am happy that my team is behind me and I look forward to the future."

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Paris Hilton Charity Event

Paris Hilton was reportedly seen starting her I’m going to be a better celebrity tour at the 4th Annual Night By The Ocean benefit, presented by the Life Rolls On Foundation. Minnie Driver and surfer Kelly Slater were the hosts. It was to help people with spinal cord injuries.
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I Got a Crush on Obama

The I Got a Crush on Obama girl is reportedly going to be Babe of the Month in Playboy Mag. in the October issue. Amber Lee Ettinger is making the most out of her 15 minutes of fame. She will probably be able to make a career out of this because of the popularity of YouTube, where her video , I Got a Crush on Obama was seen by ga-zillions. Lol, I jest, but a lot of people saw it, including me.

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Is Britney Spears Preggers again?

Is Britney Spears Preggers again? Some reports are circulating around saying the messed up singer is telling her closely knit circle of friends, if she has any, that she is with child. Reportedly she doesn’t know who the father is. Rumours, rumours, and more rumours, nothing verified yet.

Prince Charles and Camilla Lay Bricks

Prince Charles and Camilla try laying bricks at the Chester University campus.
Charles was awarded an honorary degree at the University.
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Spiderman Hits The Poker Circuit

Spiderman uses his spidey senses to play poker. Seems Tobey Maguire has cashed in a couple times playing in the WSOP (World Series of Poker). Reportedly Spidey placed 66th in one event for a $6,156 win and 292nd place in a bigger buy-in event and cashed in a cool $39,445.
Some reports said he was covering the other contestants eyes with spider webs so they couldn’t see his tells. Lol, lol ,lol, just kidding Spidey.

Anne Heche Makes Off With Furniture

Actress Anne Heche can keep the furniture and art she took from the house she and husband Coley Laffoon shared. An LA judge made the ruling in the couples divorce case. Poor Coley, where will he sit and watch his alleged porno flicks now. Laffoon reportedly gets temporary, exclusive use and occupancy of the residence. The judge reportedly ordered Heche not to take anything else from the house. Doh, poor, poor little Homer, the couples son.

Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst was reportedly chosen by Glamour Magazine to be involved in shooting a short film as part of a series based on a true story submitted by Glamour readers.
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I wonder if this movie is about a crack addicted, alcoholic, ho-hum and this pic is her acting for that part in the movie. Just kidding, but nothing is impossible in celebrity tales land.

Johnny Depp Getting Married?

Rumours keep swirling around that Johnny Depp and his main squeeze Vanessa Paradis could possibly be doing the wedding stroll down the aisle. I don’t know, I can’t see that boy man,pirate extrodinaire tying the knot yet.

Ferkie Gets Kinky?

Fergie gets Kinky.. Sounds like she’s into the old switch-aroo or ménage a trios’ maybe. Anyway she reportedly said the following about her beau Josh Duhamel,
"I know this sounds strange, but I like seeing him in love scenes. It makes me feel better when I’m away on tour to see him kiss other women. It reminds me of our own kisses, and what I have to look forward to. He says it’s strange, but I don’t think so.”

Madonna Upset By Morrissey Comments?

According to a story on US Magazine .com, after singer Morrissey trashed Madonna on July 9th in the United States Madonna’s reps have hit back at Morrissey. Morrissey reportedly said about Madonna’s adoption of a Malawi boy, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away.” A rep. for Madonna reportedly said, “In an attempt to trash Madonna, he revealed himself. What kind of a person could even call up such imagery and words?”
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New Boy Band Blake

The social network site FaceBook has reportedly spawned a new boy band called Blake. Seems the boys met on the site, got together to sing, found an agent on the site, signed a $2 million contract and totally blew away new fan, star Keira Knightley of Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. According to Metro Keira heard the boys singing Beach Boy covers while she did a voice over and asked to meet them.
Damn, I knew I’d have to get on that site sooner or later.
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Naomi Campbell Donut Commercial

This really explains our screwed up social attitudes when it come to celebrities. And it's really funny too, except may-be to the person hit in the head with a phone. Naomi Campbell is now getting paid for her bad ass behaviour rather than charged.

Britney Spears Making New Music Video?

Britney Spears is reportedly filming a new music video. Here are some too revealing pics of the music star outside a warehouse. It looks to me like she is in some kind of mourning. Brit is probably trying to finally put to rest her breakup with the father of her children. Britney Spears representatives have so far not commented on this.

Barbara Streisand

Singing legend Barbara Streisand wowed the crowd in Manchester. Backed up by a 58 piece orchestra she sang some of her greatest hits. Evergreen, The Way We Were and Don’t Rain on My Parade were belted out like only Barbara can sing.







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K-Fed Gets DJ Offer?

K_Fed has apparently been offered his dream job as a DJ by a radio station near his hometown Fresno.
According to PEREZHILTON 107.9 The End and “The Wake Up Call with Jason, Kelly and Gavin” have officially offered Kevin Federline the chance to sit in for Gavin next week, and fill in for a full week this August on The End while “The Wake Up Call” is on vacation.

Wow a new restaurant and now a DJ job. Could it get any better for this rude celebrity. Oh yea he’s reportedly banging Jessica Biel.

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Harry Potter Flap

The last installment of Harry Potter madness has reportedly leaked onto the internet before the final book was to be sold to the public on Saturday.
Author JK Rowling wrote on her website, and asked her fans to "ignore the misinformation popping up on the web and in the press on the plot". The final book of the Harry Potter series is to be released at 12.01am on Saturday in Britain.
"I'd like to ask everyone who calls themselves a Potter fan to help preserve the secrecy of the plot for all those who are looking forward to reading the book at the same time on publication day." "In a very short time you will know EVERYTHING!" the author of the hugely successful books reportedly said on her web site. (www.jkrowling.com )

Gisele Bundchen Richest Model

Gisele Bundchen, at 33 million a year, has been named the world's richest supermodel by Forbes magazine, beating out models Kate Moss and Heidi Klum to the top spot.

Brangelina in Trouble?

Is the Brangelina empire in trouble? Reportedly Brad Pitts Mom Jane told Jennifer Anniston that Brad still loves Jen. If that’s true then Jennifer must be on cloud nine. I can imagine her pumping her little fist in the air and screaming these words at Angelina, Serves you right bitoche, just because you can act better than me doesn’t mean you can keep Brad afraid of having friends. Haven’t you watched T.V. at all. I was on T.V. for years you ho-hum child bearing boy-toy stealing piece of Hollywood actors daughter, what-ever.

According to Star Magazine a source close to Jen said, “The most difficult thing for Jen was when Jane told her ‘I know Brad still loves you.’ That really blew Jen away! Although she’s reluctant to admit it, the fact that Brad still loves her gives her new hope that they can at least have a close friendship.”
“I think she wants Jennifer to understand that Brad isn’t a heartless man. After all they went through; he still has strong feelings for her.”
“Jane told Jen that during their marriage, Brad told her he wanted at least five kids. That was tough for Jennifer to hear because she was desperate to have children with Brad and was shattered that they were unsuccessful.”

They say friends are forever. Who they are I don't fking know. And I don't believe they either!

David Beckham's Son Just Like Dad

Like father, like son. Brooklyn, David Beckham and Posh’s son shows of his soccer talents on the field as his proud momma and siblings looked on. Posh had taken the little Beckham to the Real So Cal Soccer Club to get a little soccer practice. By the looks of the little tyke, he’ll be signing a bigger contract than his dad before too long.



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Sienna Miller Gets Dumped

Sienna Miller has reportedly been dumped by boyfriend Jamie Burke. Seems the boy is furious at her so called relationship with Sean 'Diddy' Combs. Sienna’s partying with Diddy after the Diana concert reportedly set Burke’s emotions of. I personally don’t understand why Diddy would like that ho-hum anyway. She has to wear more make-up than Max Factor has in their warehouse just to look presentable. Scary spice has nothing on Sienna.

Norah Jones On Tour in August

Norah Jones, beautifully stunning daughter of sitar-playing legend Ravi Shankar, starts her British tour on Agust 24th. She has sold over 30 million copies of her albums,” Come Away With Me”, “Feels Like Home”, and “ Not Too Late”.

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Michael Vick, Three Others Indicted

Michael Vick, quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team, was indicted Tuesday by a federal grand jury on charges related to illegal dogfighting. Vick and Purnell A. Peace, Quanis L. Phillips and Tony Taylor, are charged with competitive dogfighting, procuring and training pit bulls for fighting and conducting the criminal enterprise across state lines. The dogs were housed, trained and fought at a Surry County, Va., property owned by Vick. Vick and the others could face up to six years in prison, and $350,000 in fines.
Vick, early on in the investigation said he had no idea his property might have been used for criminal activities and blamed family members for taking advantage of his generosity.
He has refused to talk about the investigation since it started.

Lindsay (knife) Lohan Pouring it on Thick

Lindsay Lohan has become the ankle bracelet queen. She reportedly is wearing an ankle bracelet that monitors her sweat for any alcohol in her system. She is probably getting geared up for her soon to be required court appearance for her Dui charge in May. She will more than likely say something similar to the following, I will be happy to wear an ankle monitoring bracelet your honour, rather than spend any time in that skank Paris’s jail cell. I had a hard life your honour, my Dad is a convicted drunk, my ex boy-toy is a sex addict, mom’s a white Oprah, I’m a rich Hollywood starlet who used to drink and do drugs until the cows, Paris, Nicole, Britney, came home. But now I’m a born again virgin being exploited by some internet hacker who threatens to release nude pictures of me being naughty with a sex addict, not me your honour, I’ve never had sex in my life. Those pictures are fake, just like my acting sir. Please, please, release me, let me go home to my Hollywood pad, my swimming pool, the beautiful walks on the beach, I swear I’ll never drive drunk again, have uncontrolled sex with a sex addict, play with knives, go near white lines, or bad mouth my sweet white Oprah again sir. Clapp, clap, Hooray, give that girl the Oscar. The Hollywood good publicity train is working overtime under the hot sunny California sky these days. It failed to pull out of the station for Paris, will it chug chug along, past the jail station for Lindsay and Nicole? Only time and money and the all of a sudden goody two shoes approaches being so skilfully manipulated by Hollywood’s finest spin doctors will tell. After all, where else can you find so much fantasy. Hollywood survives on who can tell the most outrageous film story that is based on true stories that are really only truth sprinkled with liberal amounts of fiction. Fk, Lindsay, your lucky I’m not a judge.