Britney Spears Needs Her Own VSB Section At Clubs?

Britney Spears parties the weekend away with some of her what looks like gay dancer friends at Les Deux. Britney was only flashing a little nipple look, so she at least spared us her bushy forest area thank God. Britney partied in the VIP section. When is that club going to open the VSB (Very Stupid Biotche) section for Britney.

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Kim Kardashian Ass Clubing Shake

KIM KARDASHIAN was partying at the Karyu club in Los Angeles on Staurday. I wonder if that girl sits down to quickly is she launched into the air like being on a trampoline or what? She has enough butt that she could share some with skinny skanks Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and still get jammed in a revolving door.
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Justin Timberlake and jessica Biel Going to Live Together?

Justin Timberlake reportedly wants to get Jessica Biel to live with him in NYC, but Biel Reportedly wants him to live in her house in L.A. Guess that's where all her makeup stash is kept.

The Olsen Trolls

The Olsen Trolls were scaring up some socialites at a Hampton Social. Their fashion outfits are scary scrumptious. Someone in Hollywood should put these two in a horror troll movie for sure.

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J-Lo Gets Suckier Every Day?

Jennifer Lopez is starting to make me sick. Her movies suck and her music sucks even more. She told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, "I think we're kind of lucky actually because in this business people can end up spending so much time apart. There's something about us working together that kind of works. We never really force anything – it's just a natural thing, projects that we end up working together on. Its easy. There is nothing hard about it. About their upcoming tour she said,
"It's actually my first time," she says. "I am a little bit scared of the schedule to be honest. I have been on the road with Marc a couple of times so I have a good tutorial on how to handle it though."

I hope Tom’s spaceship arrives soon and all their spacy friends get on board and then Jesus, er I mean Tom spirit ‘s them all away. Then we can feed the less fortunate of the world instead of making self absorbed fake Idols rich and so self centered that they really believe that what they do really makes a difference in the world. And those space cadets are probably using the 10% to build their very own spaceship at this very moment. When they get it built they will fly of into space and fly directly into the sun and burn everyone up into their very own cult kingdom of paradise. I hope they don’t spend the whole 10% and leave some behind for us to use for a good cause.

Melanie Brown Has a Donkey Tattoo?

Mel B.‘s relationship with Eddie Murphy was short but intense according to the Spice Girl. She said, "Our relationship may have been brief but it was intense, and we were very much in love and wanted to have a family together. That's that. I mean we're both tattooed. You don't tattoo somebody's name on your body if it's brief and unimportant, let's put it that way."
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No you don’t scary. You just become a sex crazed donkey’s ass. I ask, have you and hubby got tattoos already or have you learned your lesson well. If you get a tattoo for every serious relationship you ever had, why can’t we see them? Are they all on your ass in fine print?

Britney Spears Custody Battle Looms?

According to NY DAILY NEWS, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, marched into court yesterday with "documents that appeared to be an inch and a half thick.

Federline may just be seeking full custody of his kids with Britney Spears. Britney seems to be into more hot water than fresh lobsters at a beach shell fish extravaganza. Well at least cool pool water.

And also NY Daily News reports that, Star magazine will report this week that a raged-filled Spears accused her own mom of sleeping with K-Fed just to hurt her feelings. Lynne Spears, who got on Brit's bad side by telling her to lay off the partying, is "deeply hurt" by the oddball allegation, the mag said.

Playboy Sexual Assault?

Police are investigating a possible sexual assault at Hugh Hefner's famous Playboy Mansion, officials said on Wednesday. Now that's hard to believe.
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Melanie Brown Gets Hitched?

Mel B. and new boyfriend Stephen Belafonte have been hubby and wife since June 6th according to PerezHilton. Those two love birds eloped to Vegas, got secretly married and skedaddled to Honeymoon in Miami for a week. Damn, no wedding pics of the gorgeous couple getting hitched at wherever in beautiful Las Vegas. Did the other Space Cadets attend? I guess not. Mel B. probably knew Posh would only let the secret nuptials out of the scary secret bag by calling the paparazi, letting them know her publicity seeking old wrinkly ass would be at the wedding chapel. Can’t wait for the Spice Girls latest tour. I think they should call it The Wheezing Smelly Old Wrinkly Preteen Grab Attack II.

Paris Hilton Related To singer Lily Allen?

Jail bird Paris Hilton may just be related to British singer Lily Allen. No way. Paris has no singing talent. An event to search Lily’s family tree is reportedly going to be attended by Paris. Festival organisers reportedly said, “We believe Paris wants to come to the festival which is at my in-laws’ place at Hilton Park, to check out her Irish ancestry. “They may be related.”
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The authorities should ban Paris from going to the festival to get back at the U.S. banning of Lily’s work visa. That would teach those American basta**s from messing with a British working girl. The rough slut and the gentile slut, somethings just not right here.

Kate Hudson Heats up Canada

Kate Hudson heats up the great white north with Dax Shepard in Muscoda . The former wife of rocker Chris Robinson warms up the Canadian weather with her latest squeeze.
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Britney Spears is a Few Sandwiches Short of a Picnic?

US Weekly reports that a 21 year old college student had a cool and naked romp with the oops I did it again star Britney Spears. From an extra in Britney’s video to partying with Britney, who reportedly took of her bra in the pool and was kissing with the young man. Britney reportedly dared, Matt Encinias, the young college extra to get naked,
“I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show. Britney was laughing really hard.”

Hard to believe this girl even has kids.
Britney, here’s a couple words for you to look up in the dictionary, confidentiality, agreement. Or just ask your lawyer. He’ll know.

Rumer Willis Acts the Dunce Part To a Tee

Rumer Willis plays the dunce reportedly for a part in the Scary Movie film actress. She looks perfect don’t you think? Her acting skills are superb, although her ass is a bit flat. An almost naked dunce, Daddy might not be happy.

Lindsay Lohan Back in Rehab in Utah?

After party girl Lindsay Lohan silently made her way to mom’s house in Long Island reports are now saying Lindsay may now be in a rehab center somewhere in Utah. Dina Lohan reportedly said Lindsay was well. Lindsay had recently spent about 46 days in rehab and then was charged shortly after leaving the rehab facility for DUI and drug possession . Lindsay better keep her party girl ass in this rehab facility for about six months or longer if she really wants to get cleaned up. Her career is practically ruined and her personal life is a shambles. Maybe if she comes out of Utah as a new Mormon or a Scientologist then she might get her self fixed. She can plead not guilty in August which will get her time enough to straighten out her boozing and get her ready to do her jail time if she is convicted. And if she gets jail time Lindsay better get used to being alone. What ever happens hopefully she will get her life and career back on the right track.

Billions of Kids Like Lindsay Lohan?

Dave Navarro reportedly said this about Lindsay Lohan, “When I was 20 years old, the shit you would have on me would have been mind-blowing. I just see girls growing up in Hollywood and I don’t mean to diminish it but the reality is that billions of kids go through the same stuff all over the country. But just because she happened to have a big movie or two, we’re blowing it up as this big shocker-but it’s not. It’s adolescence! She’s a kid growing up. We should get out of her business.”
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Are there really billions of kids in America Dave? I know I see and read about billions of kids crashing their cars while driving drunk each and every day. Ah fk it, leave them kids alone. Just stay out of there damn business. Billions?
P.S. Don’t walk on the street Dave.

Avril Lavigne is a Pain In The Ass?

According to PerezHilton, Billy the Kidd, a DJ at Kiss FM in Dallas agrees with Perez that Avril is a douche. Billy reportedly said this about Avril on his MYSPACE blog, “everytime I have had to deal with Avril its a PAIN IN THE ASS! From the fact that she didnt want to “sit in the room and wait to go on the air” to her people trying to clear the hallways so she could get through. Are you kidding me!??? Get over yourself!
Sounds about right for that Canadian Princess. Her ego seems to have gotten bigger than the Canadian Rockies.

Mariah Carey Perfume?

Could this be the official Mariah perfume ad?
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Brangelina Stamp Lacking Family Members

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly going to be idolized by the Australian Government with a postage stamp for all to lick up. The Sydney Morning Herald is reportedly saying a Brad, Angelina and Shiloh picture will be pasted onto a new fifty cent stamp that will become an instant collectible stamp sought by philatelists.
Hey, where are the rest of the kids pics? Why are they not on the stamp as well? Don’t Brad and Angie always brag about how they love all their children? Yes they do. It’s time for them to get on the horn and blast the Australian Government for not putting the whole Pitt, Jolie family on the stamp.

TomKat Swimming

TomKat and Suri enjoy a little water sports in Sardinia. I didn’t think Scientologists could swim what with all those electrically transplanted devices in their heads. You know, the ones that send a signal skyward so the spaceship knows who to pick up. I guess the new technology is water-proof. Tom must have the new one but Katie looks like hers is not quite up to snuff yet. Looks like a couple short circuits maybe hampering hers. The adjustment actuator in her bra seems to have gotten a little too wet because she suddenly stares into the distance. Then again Katie might be just a “normal” space cadet type. She must be to be with potato head nose Tom.

J-Lo has no Book of Fame, Just Ten % Less Money

J-Lo speaks out on not having a handbook for fame:
“Nobody has a handbook for fame. It’s no easy thing to deal with. You’ve got to have good people around you. The thing about this business, in a way it’s pretty sad, because you get child stars who are too many people’s meal ticket and they’re not going to tell the child that they can’t do something. I had people who kept me in line. I was fortunate in that way. Now… it would seem that people’s best interests are just to keep the star happy as long as the money is still coming in.”

Jessica Biel Caught Cheating on Justin?

Is Jessica Biel two timing Justin with her ex Chris? According to Dlisted a source reportedly said this about the two ex's at a party,
“It looked as if they were completely absorbed with one another. From what I could see, Jessica hardly left Chris’ side. They were holding hands and cuddling all night - even trading little kisses! They sat together and even walked to the bathroom together. Everyone was shocked because we thought she was dating Justin. But it didn’t look like she was thinking about him that night - she was consumed with Chris…”


Justin Probably just realized how bad she looks without her face covered in makeup. Here he is walking with the scary looking Biel. Justin more than likely told her , Lets just be friends, causing Jessica to slap on the makeup and make out with Chris to piss of restaurant boy. Maybe she didn't like his granma's southern fried hog hoofs. Probably reminded her of her family. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, or in her case the sow doesn't travel too far from the stye.

The Donkey Wives Club Meet

When two ex’s get together for brunch you better get a statement ready. Looks like Nicole Murphy and Mel B. got together to compare notes on Eddie Murphy. A day later a rep for Eddie said he acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy. Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort. Melanie Brown reportedly told Essence.com that the pregnancy was completely planned. Mel B., Scary Spice of Spice Girls fame is reportedly seeking sole custody of Angel Iris, which shouldn’t be hard to get.
That Donkey voice breath from Shrek doesn’t seem to like having family duties at all, so his present fiance better be on birth control or not if she’s just gold digging that is.

Britney Spears Sucks The Lolli?

According to Dlisted.com, Britney Spears made up with her cousin Alli Sims reportedly at Winstons in Hollywood. While she sucked on a lolli Britney was probably giving her cousin tips on how to deal with the fame of being a huge singing superstar. Don’t marry K-Fed, don’t have kids, don’t attack paparazzi vehicles with umbrellas, if your twat gets hot go swimming in your panties and bra, when you need a little publicity quickly forget to wear panties and spread your legs like a turkey wishbone, you do the yelling and let your bodyguards do the whipping, and if you miss you know what, a lolli will do, the flavour is even so much more delicious.

Poor Alli looks bored to death or drunk. And the guy in the back seat, well we all know what he wants, the dirty sucker.

Reportedly K-Fed’s lawyer inadvertently, yea sure, took a bit of a dig at the ex. Pop Queen according to Dlisted.com by saying, "When they are with him, he is going to shield his children from unwanted media attention. You will not find a picture of Kevin parading with the children out in a public place. He's focused right now on being the best parent that he can be."

Rihanna in Maxim Magazine September Edition?

Rihanna gets juicy-licious in the September, German Maxim Mag.

Megan Fox Trashes Lindsay Lohan Ugh!

Megan Fox reportedly said this about Blowhan Lohan:
"Oh my God! People think we’re alike?! Ugh! Oh my gosh! Lindsay and I were never friends when we starred together. I mean, we were two 16-year-old girls, it’s rare for them to get along, and we didn’t."

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