Joel Maddon gets whipped into one woman shape by girlfriend Nicole Richie. After Joel refused to take a picture with a beautiful young girl a Page Six spy reportedly said Joel said, "He said he couldn't, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes."
Beth Ditto said, "In high school I had a boyfriend. I remember thinking that I just wanted to get pregnant, so I wouldn't have to make a decision about my life."
Britney Spears is reportedly being taught a little magic by Ho-Hum magician Criss Angel. They were seen going into Tower Beverly Hills Hotel together. Magic man Criss was probably showing Britney how to swim naked in a pool without being seen. How to destroy cars with an umbrella while your invisible. He more than likely did Spears without her even knowing and then did her again without her even taking off her panties. What panties you ask. Cameron Diaz’s. He reportedly got Diaz's panties on Britney while they walked into the hotel.
Nothing like getting in the crack of things for your job. Paul Cavaco, creative director for Allure gets into Britney Spears ass crack while adjusting her Dolce & Gabbana jeans during a photo shoot.
Hip-hopper Jay-Z cashed in roughly $34 million in 2006, putting him on the top of the Forbes first hip-hop Cash Kings list. Not bad for 2006, but Forbes also reports that Jay-Z pocketed about $50 million in March after selling his Rocawear apparel label.
Fiddy, Curtis Jackson got #2 spot with roughly $32 million. And 50 Cent is reportedly going to haul in $100 million from Glaceau, maker of Vitamin Water, after Coke buys Glaceau.
Diddy Combs.
I’m guessing maybe Tom Cruise and John Travolta were out around Haiti test flying two space cadet crafts recently. Reportedly witnesses recorded the crafts flying in the skies of Haiti. The UFO’s were captured on video but most people are saying the video is faked. Now if they had gotten a picture of Tom or John up close it would be a proven fact that the Scientologists are planning a quick getaway for their celebrity members. Posh, you and David better join up quickly if you want to travel to the Scientology planet of Cruiseton. It looks like the space cadet crafts are almost completed.
Evren Anil, 23, was in the front passenger seat of black Peugeot with his sister Elif on his way to Crystal Palace on August 5, waiting for traffic lights to change, when a pair of peoplein another car threw a half-eaten chocolate bar into the car evren was in last Sunday afternoon in Upper Norwood, south east London. . Mr Anil got out of the car to challenge them but one brandished a knife and hit him in the face with it causing him to fall to the ground and he died on Monday.
Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson make a bloody sex video to show people it’s okay to be weird in romance. This coming from a 19 year old who’s hooked up with a 38 year old. Can you say, I need a little exposure to get some publicity for my movies. I know everybody wants to have sex in a bloody rainstorm with Manson. Some with Marilyn and some with Charlie I’m sure. Was the 4 year old Chinese boy skeleton next to you two along with Eva’s picture and Hitler too. But hey who am I to ridicule your highway to fame and fortune. Whatever you need to get your jollies of, Good Luck to you. Go have a two hour shower, your blood is starting to stink.
When the cat in the hat Jim Carey is away the mouse of the house is out and about with some male compadres at the Moon Night Club in Las Vegas. Wearing a Posh like cut and whispers in the ears by muscle man Jenny looked like she was glad to be out and about. If only she had worn a playmate outfit again she could have been mistaken for VB for a second or two. Hurry back Jim boy, The call of Vegas is working it’s magic on Jenny.
Look what the wind blew into the Hampton's. No one except filthy boy Howard Stern himself. I'm surprised he's not jacking off to the flashbulbs to drum up some listeners for his trash talk radio show. I wouldn't pay money to hear that filthy man make out with a blowup doll. Although that he has probably already did with sliver watching and countless jerks listening to him and jerking off. Why didn't you invite your listeners to the Hamptons sht-boy?
Britney Spears parties the weekend away with some of her what looks like gay dancer friends at Les Deux. Britney was only flashing a little nipple look, so she at least spared us her bushy forest area thank God. Britney partied in the VIP section. When is that club going to open the VSB (Very Stupid Biotche) section for Britney.
KIM KARDASHIAN was partying at the Karyu club in Los Angeles on Staurday. I wonder if that girl sits down to quickly is she launched into the air like being on a trampoline or what? She has enough butt that she could share some with skinny skanks Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and still get jammed in a revolving door.
Jennifer Lopez is starting to make me sick. Her movies suck and her music sucks even more. She told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, "I think we're kind of lucky actually because in this business people can end up spending so much time apart. There's something about us working together that kind of works. We never really force anything – it's just a natural thing, projects that we end up working together on. Its easy. There is nothing hard about it. About their upcoming tour she said,
Mel B.‘s relationship with Eddie Murphy was short but intense according to the Spice Girl. She said, "Our relationship may have been brief but it was intense, and we were very much in love and wanted to have a family together. That's that. I mean we're both tattooed. You don't tattoo somebody's name on your body if it's brief and unimportant, let's put it that way."
According to NY DAILY NEWS, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, marched into court yesterday with "documents that appeared to be an inch and a half thick.
Federline may just be seeking full custody of his kids with Britney Spears. Britney seems to be into more hot water than fresh lobsters at a beach shell fish extravaganza. Well at least cool pool water.
Mel B. and new boyfriend Stephen Belafonte have been hubby and wife since June 6th according to PerezHilton. Those two love birds eloped to Vegas, got secretly married and skedaddled to Honeymoon in Miami for a week. Damn, no wedding pics of the gorgeous couple getting hitched at wherever in beautiful Las Vegas. Did the other Space Cadets attend? I guess not. Mel B. probably knew Posh would only let the secret nuptials out of the scary secret bag by calling the paparazi, letting them know her publicity seeking old wrinkly ass would be at the wedding chapel. Can’t wait for the Spice Girls latest tour. I think they should call it The Wheezing Smelly Old Wrinkly Preteen Grab Attack II.
Jail bird Paris Hilton may just be related to British singer Lily Allen. No way. Paris has no singing talent. An event to search Lily’s family tree is reportedly going to be attended by Paris. Festival organisers reportedly said, “We believe Paris wants to come to the festival which is at my in-laws’ place at Hilton Park, to check out her Irish ancestry. “They may be related.”
The authorities should ban Paris from going to the festival to get back at the U.S. banning of Lily’s work visa. That would teach those American basta**s from messing with a British working girl. The rough slut and the gentile slut, somethings just not right here.
Kate Hudson heats up the great white north with Dax Shepard in Muscoda . The former wife of rocker Chris Robinson warms up the Canadian weather with her latest squeeze.
US Weekly reports that a 21 year old college student had a cool and naked romp with the oops I did it again star Britney Spears. From an extra in Britney’s video to partying with Britney, who reportedly took of her bra in the pool and was kissing with the young man. Britney reportedly dared, Matt Encinias, the young college extra to get naked,
Rumer Willis plays the dunce reportedly for a part in the Scary Movie film actress. She looks perfect don’t you think? Her acting skills are superb, although her ass is a bit flat. An almost naked dunce, Daddy might not be happy.
