Kanye West Loses And Crys Again

Kanye West lost five times at the MTV awards. He reportedly was crying again because he lost. He reportedly swore not to return anymore to MTV awards over his losing. Stupid ass loser. He should have just asked Lil Mamma for her outfit. It would really fit a cry baby like himself. A number one album can't win you a MTV Award.

Lil Mamma Flips Out Fashion

What the fk. Wearing baby dresses are so shty. I need extra ass wipe just to look at Lil Mamma's fancy, rather crappy outfit. That must be her sex clothes. Hey boys wanna have a round of sexual encounters with a baby, what sht.

Nicole Richie Looks Like A Cow

Nicole Richie looks like a pregnant cow in this maternity dress. Guess thats just about normal for her. Only before she looked like a skinny cow who couldn't eat grass, just smoked it.

Luciano Pavarotti Passes Away

Luciano Pavarotti has passed away at the age of 71 in his hometown of Modena, Italy. He had pancreatic cancer for a long time. His manager issued this statement, "The great tenor, Luciano Pavarotti, died today at 5:00 a.m. at his home in Modena, the city of his birth. The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterized his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness."

Chole Sevigny Looks Utterly Crappy

How in hell can someone wear ratty sht like Chloe Sevigny when she’s reportedly going to launch her own fashion line for Opening Ceremony this week in the Big Apple. I wouldn’t pay a Frenchy’s price for that crap she’s wearing. If all of her line resembles what she’s wearing at a F.I.T. event in N.Y. it will be in the Salvation Army clothing bins very shortly. Then at least the homeless women can say, Chloe Sevigny used to wear this beautiful fashion clothes outfit.

Amy Winehouse Back To performing.

Amy Winehouse sings at Mercury Awards her new song.

Jude Law Gets Funky?

Jude Law reportedly got arrested for hitting a photographer in London.
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Charlize Theron Gets Political?

Nothing like celebrity political talk. Charlize Theron reportedly said, "The decision-making process for going into Iraq was very hastily done, and I think the facts weren't there, and I just don't think you go to war for those reasons. I think the thing that upset me most was the manipulation that our government did towards our people, manipulating them to believe that if they weren't for the war, they weren't patriotic."
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Maybe she fell in the water and bumped her pretty noggin which turned her brain into an Albert Einstein clone?

Britney Spears is on the Comeback Trail

Britney Spears tricked PerezHilton by showing up at the grand opening of LAX nightclub in Las Vegas. After Perez said she wasn't going to show she screwed his blog report by appearing. Then again she reportedly was going to be paid a cool $100,000 to show up, take a few pictures and then leave quickly, which Britney did. Britney's new single, Gimme More also is doing great. Perez's source was probably a plant by Spears.

People .com reports that "Mediabase, which ranks songs based on the number of spins they get, had Spears at 61 by Friday afternoon, putting her just below artists like Amy Winehouse and Timbaland and just above American Idol winner Jordin Sparks."

Self proclaimed Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton, said this about Britney's song, "It's not bad. It's not amazing. But it is very good, considering our girl's a little rusty."
Dlisted.com said about Spears Gimme More, "It's not completely terrible." I guess that's a good review.

Britney Spears New Song "Gimme More" Is OK

It’s Britney Bitch. Tell us something we don’t know. Britney Spears new song, Gimme More, debuted on Z100 web site radio station and reportedly was leaked to other sites. Britney Spears is reportedly going to appear on MTV Video Music Awards, and an angel is going to make her disappear with mirrors. Chris Angel, the magician, will make Spears vanish, a source reportedly told The Daily News.
Reports are saying Britney makes on average $737,868 a month. That’s why K-Fed is chasing after a little more than his measly $20,000 a month spousal support. Maybe Chris can make Britney Spears permanently disappear from the U.S. and miraculously reappear in a new mansion in Europe, far away from her gold digger ex’s claws. Then she can allow him to visit in handcuffs and leg irons.
Fans of Britney are reportedly liking the pop diva’s new single. Great going bitotche. Now just hire a real good nanny for your kids, someone like Mary Poppins.

Jesse Metcalf's Tattoo Is The Best He Has?

Okay all you heart broken boy toys in the world of crashed relationships , here’s what you should do. Do the Jesse Metcalf tattoo on the arm so everyone can see that you’re an idiot move. Jesse’s ex, Girls Aloud girl, Nadine Coyle, might just come running back to her ex douche bag boy toy. Jesee reportedly said this about his tattoo bleeding heart, “It’s not that I’m not over the break-up, it’s just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again.” “Everyone has had their heart broken but this is just a reminder not to let it happen again. It doesn’t mean you are staying in that moment or obsessing about it. I chose to get that tattoo, especially with the heart on the arm, because I choose to wear my heart on my sleeve." “It fits with my personality. I really couldn’t be happier with the tattoo. It’s the best I have.”
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The best he has is a tattoo. Yikes, poor Nadine. I think I’ll get the same one, but I’ll put it on my ass. Then I can continually moon people. If I don’t get arrested I’m sure to become a girl magnet. So get your lassoes ready and catch my ass.

Britney Spears Butt Is Back Hanging Out In Public

Britney Spears remembered to put on her favorite cowboy booties but unfortunately she forgot to put on her pants. Oh well thats nothing to worry about for Britney, she loves showing everyone her butt. It's getting a little, Ok, a lot passé for us.

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More Nick Hogan Crash Info.?

Nick Hogan’s recent crash info seems to be getting weirder by the day. According to TMZ a silver Viper car was reportedly seen close to the crash scene. Hulk Hogan owns a silver Viper.

A rep for Clearwater Police Dept. tells TMZ, "We suspect there may be others and we encourage them to come forward."

The police are reportedly saying Hulk Hogan isn't a suspect. I really hope it wasn't a father and son street race!

Owen Wilson Recovering in Hospital

Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt was reportedly because of a blowup with close friend, according to the New York Post. Owen was discovered at his home on Sunday by a stunned family member who called an ambulance for Owen. His reprehensive released this statement for the golden haired movie star, "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time." A hospital spokesperson reportedly said Owen Wilson ,"is here and in good condition."

Get well Owen!

Girls Aloud Trashes the Spice Girls

It seems the group Girls Aloud think the Spice Girls are now old and wrinkly. Cheryl Cole reportedly said, according to The Mirror: "It just wouldn't be seemly. When we finish we'll finish on top. There'll be no comeback.
"We could hardly go out as Girls Aloud when we're old and wrinkly. We would have to call ourselves Old Girls Aloud. That would never do."
Cheryl, 24, also told Live magazine about calling Lily Allen "a chick with a d***". She said: "Lily started having a go. I have my limits."

I agree. The Spice Girls are just money hungry old fogies and Lily Allen could possibly be a useless tit in a plastic bag. But of course the Spice Girls paved the way for girl groups like Girls Aloud. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, huh.

Hulk Hogan's Son Injured in Car Crash.

Hulk Hogan's son Nick crashed his sports car. Nick and a passenger were flown to a hospital in Florida by helicopter. TMZ reports that Nick Hogan was released from the hospital this morning.
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Nick is reportedly interested in becoming a race car driver. After he recovers from this crash, Nick better keep his speeding days on a race car track.

Owen Wilson Trys Suicide?

Owen Wilson reportedly tried to do himself in. Star Magazine reported the movie star was taken to a hospital after attempting to kill himself. Owen Wilson was reportedly found by a family member after Owen had slightly slit his wrists and took some pills.

Fergie Purse Is For Sale

Fergie was splashing around with the purse she designed. It sure looks like it's got lots of plastic flashing. I guess Fergie consulted with her plastic surgeon while she was bringing this purse creation to fruition. Oh well if she starts to sag a little she has lots of plastic in her wardrobe.

Britney Spears Puppy Gets Broken Up

Britney Spears little pet terrier dog got a broken leg and is wearing a cast. The pop star's kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, were playing rough with the little dog, London, when he yelped in pain, according to US reports.
A source tells the National Enquirer: "When Britney first got the puppy, she showed him to the boys.
"Sean chased the little dog until Britney finally had to stop him because the dog ran under the bed and wouldn't come out."
But the boys' rough play continued - according to the Enquirer, they often threw little London around.
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Perez Hilton Parties With Dolly Parton

PerezHilton was out gallivanting around with one of the oldest country music stars in history, Dolly Parton, on Thursday. Perez joined Dolly for her exclusive listening party for Dolly’s new album. Dolly actually looks younger than Perez. Lol.

The Little Mermaid Swims Into Broadway Soon

The Broadway musical show, The Little Mermaid, starring Sierra Boggess will be starting in a couple months.

Michael Vick is Responsible For Dog Fighting, Which is a Crime Not a Sport!

In my opinion here’s one stupid quote:
"I think, you know, we don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors.'' Stephon Marbury reportedly said that. He was trying to defend Michael Vick’s dog fighting criminal activities. That’s total BS. I personally don’t agree with hunting or dog fighting, but hunting is legal, dog fighting is not. Dogs are known for the most part as mans best friend. Training dogs to chew and tear each other apart in a small enclosed ring is just cruel. And why is dog fighting behind closed doors. Because it’s a cruel illegal crime, not a sport.
The NAACP held a press conference urging the NFL to let Michael play. "As a society, we should aid in his rehabilitation and welcome a new Michael Vick back into the community without a permanent loss of his career in football," said R.L. White, president of the group's Atlanta chapter. "We further ask the NFL, Falcons, and the sponsors not to permanently ban Mr. Vick from his ability to bring hours of enjoyment to fans all over this country."
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I can agree with that. Michael Vick should be allowed to play NFL football again. But not before he spends time in jail for his crime and gets suspended from the NFL sport for awhile. Then let him play again because that’s really his job and Vick is indeed one of the best quaterback/runner in the NFL. Vick fked up by involving himself in a criminal enterprise and now must pay the price. In his case it will be jail time and millions in lost income.

Just because some people believe dog fighting is a sport doesn’t mean it’s OK to engage in dog fighting. This is not ancient Roman culture that we live in. Because if it is then our culture will be destroyed by those who don’t believe in the destruction of animal and human rights.

Amy Winehouse Nominated For 4 Mobo Awards

Amy Winehouse is up for four Mobo awards. Metro reports Amy has been nominated for best UK female, best song, best video and best r'n'b act
Amy Winehouse, 23, was not at Movida nightclub in Central London to hear her nominations for the awards.
Amy Winehouse has also been forced to reportedly cancel her American tour for next month. A spokesman said: “Plans are being made to reschedule her US tour for early 2008.”

Brad Pitt The Green Man

Brad Pitt looked good as a construction worker. Pitt was helping build homes that were destroyed by hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
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Brad is indeed helping out the homeless in New Orleans. I wonder if he is making sure the $6000.00 toilet that he bought is also being put in these green homes too.

David Beckham Stalker Girl Trys To Get Into Beckham's Hotel Room?

Victoria Beckham is upset because a young beautiful girl tried to make out with hubby David at the King Edward Hotel in Toronto, Canada. “This creepy girl was clearly determined to come face-to-face with David,” said a hotel source. Reportedly after the girl was spotted on security cameras, the crazed girl was hauled away by guards and quizzed at length. Reportedly a hotel source said, “It was like something out of a stalker flick. She was using her feminine wiles but everyone was worried about the intense look in her eyes.”
Reportedly Posh banned David from meeting her look a like British Chanelle Hayes who appeared on Big Brother.
A spokesman for David denied the incident took place, saying: “I’m not aware of this. There are always fans hanging about wherever David goes, but no-one got near his room.
“We have the same security team as normal, and there was no security scare.”
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The $250 million man is going to have to put up with this crappy girly attacks in America. And Victoria will have to fight a lot to keep her hubby from falling to the free pussy that will be chasing his ass every where he goes in North America. Posh better tell her hubby to stop whipping of his shirt when he scores because it causing all the girls to overheat their vagina's and chase after Davy boy to cool them down...