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Friday, June 29, 2007

Jodie Sweetin Former Full House Star


Jodie Sweetin always looked sweet. The Full House star, who played a young innocent Stephanie Tanner on the 90’s show, is now a far cry from 2004 when she was addicted to methamphetamine. After the show came to an end in 1995 Jodie wanted to just be a normal kid again. She finished high school, attended college and then married a police officer at 20. What seemed like an idyllic life turned into a nightmare of addiction. Jodie found herself unemployed and bored and began experimenting with meth. As addictions go she was using it everyday in a very short time. Dangerously addicted, Sweetin checked into rehab at the Promises rehab facility. Jodie stayed at the facility for six weeks of intensive rehabilitation. Reports are that Jodie she has been clean since March of 2005. She has gotten back into acting. Jodie was quoted in 2006 saying, "I want to make movies, TV series, wherever the career takes me," I really hope this isn't the last people hear of me. In fact, I would like to make this a footnote in my career, not the end."
The sweet little Oscar Meyer Wiener girl is back. She hosted the second season of Pants-Off Dance-Off T.V. dance contest on Fuse T.V. from July 2006 to 2007. She would like to act in movies too. She was romantically linked to Jason Wahler in Feb. 2007, but she denied they were a couple recently.
She was adopted and has reportedly stated that her biological family has had a history of addiction. Jodie gives speeches about her recovery from methamphetamine addiction.
Go get em Sweetin um's.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Vivica Fox


Vivica Fox was reportedly arrested on a suspected Dui charge. She reportedly said this according to an officer in his report, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister -- are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well are you?'"
Fox has reportedly been charged with one count of DUI and one count of driving while impaired. Reportedly she registered a .09, on the breathalyser test.. If she is convicted, She faces up to a maximum of six months in jail and up to a $1,000 fine.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Chris Beniot


A sad story has unfolded in A suburb of Atlanta. Pro wrestler Chris Beniot and his wife and child were found dead at their home on Monday.The deaths are reportedly being investigated as homicides.Some unconfirmed reports say it may have been a murder, suicide. What ever happened it's a horrible tragedy.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Eva Longoria


Apparently OK! Mag. has reportedly outbid everyone with a $2 million offer for desperate house wife Eva Longoria and Spurs basketball star Tony Parker’s wedding pictures. The wedding is to take place in France next month.

That rag must be desperate to spend $2 million on those wedding pics. They will probably lose in four straight issues to the Cleveland Daily.

Prince William


Prince William and Kate Middleton are reportedly back together as a couple. Seems William couldn’t get any one else to do it with. Kate would make a beautiful Queen too, unlike some others who might become Queen. Carsmella, carsmella.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Nicole Richie


Nicole Richie,????, was reportedly seen walking into a medical building in Beverly Hills on Friday. The center houses mainly obstetrics and gynaecology clinics, plus an opiate treatment program, according to sources close to PerezHilton.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Live Earth Concerts

The first NBC Peacock logo designed by John J. Graham Above


The home of the big Peacock, NBC, has reportedly acquired the rights to Al Gore’s up-coming environmental supporting Live Earth concerts. The event is to take place on July 7th all around the world. Some of the acts to perform are reported to be The Police, Madonna, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Kanye West, and Kelly Clarkson. The Sundance Channel and Universal HD will reportedly air the whole 22 hour extravaganza from 4am on July 7th until 2am on July 8th. CNBC will air seven hours of coverage starting at 7pm. MSNBC will be offering news coverage of the concert, with live reports from New York and London. There will be a three hour prime time special on NBC hosted by Ann Curry and Carson Daly. It will feature highlights from the days concerts and also live performances from the American concert.

Friday, June 22, 2007

John Travolta Buys Secret Aircraft???


John Travolta was seen in Paris on Thursday reportedly to pick up a secret aircraft he intends to use to fool some of his fellow Scientologists with. The new silvery airship is said to be circular in design with flashing multi-colored lights. Asked whether he would buy any planes at the show, Travolta replied: "Oh, no, no, no." Liar, liar, Jim reportedly shouted. An unknown source said John will be secretly transporting the plane to the desert in wherever. He plans to use it to cause people to start believing in Scientology's assumption that the evacuation has begun. Also another unknown source reportedly heard Katie say Tom was about to disappear for a couple weeks. The source seems to think Tom and John are in co-hoots. John and Tom need to increase membership in their faith or the top management team of their cult, er I mean church is going to have to re-program the both of them. The unknown source swore on the right paw of the easter bunny, so there might indeed be some people walking on egg-shells somewhere in the deserts of America. No doubt close to secret vaults containing the words of a crazy lunatic.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Kelly Clarkson


Kelly Clarkson was bulimic when she was a teenager. In COSMOGIRL she reportedly said when she lost trying out for a school play, “I thought…If I came back and I’m cuter and thinner…then I’ll get the role.” One of my friends caught on to it, and I just felt so ashamed and embarrassed,” I literally went cold turkey and snapped out of it.”
Isn't everyone bulimic these days. It's all those skinny models we're all exposed to strutting their bony asses down the runway like starving deer caught in the fashion world headlights. Go Kelly go, with that Greek Butt of yours.

A.J.Cook, Criminal Minds



Who is A.J. Cook you ask? Well she is a Canadian actress,born on July 22, 1978, who likes her privacy. She reportedly said, " I'v never had a publicist. I've just always gone out of my way to remain anonymous." A.J. stars on CBS's Criminal Minds, a popular T. V. seris. Season three of CBS's Criminal Minds starts in the the fall on Canadian T.V. channel CTV. A. J.,(Andrea Joy),was raised in a Morman household. If the shows ratings continue to increase she will have a hard time keeping her life private, what with all us prying bloggers around. She began her acting career at age 17 in the children's TV series Goosebumps. A.J's first big break came in the feature film The Virgin Suicides as one of the blonde Lisbon sisters. She has appeared in several films, including Out Cold and Final Destination 2. As long as she keeps her Morman beliefs to herself she will be ok. I wonder does she believe in the many wives section of the Morman faith because I could use another one or two for my menagerie. Oh, she's married already. I wonder how many wives her husband really has? Does he know that Jeffers guy. Hmmm, an investigation is in order I guess. Good luck with that privacy thing, girl.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Brangelina


Angelina Jolie,reportedly, was caught whispering to Brad, hey do you think my chin is long enough to let me replace Jay Leno when he retires honey, baby, whatca think? P.S., You bastard, why are you visiting that biotche Jennifer for, she also reportedly screamed in the limo before Brad could power up the window. Trouble in the Brangelina campsite??? These reports were unverified.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Paris Hilton in Jail Video

TomKat After McPhee???


Katherine McPhee, the American Idol who lost the finale to Taylor Hicks, almost became a scientologist according to reports. She reportedly said she met TomKat and they were really nice. One know it all and one dimwit no doubt. I took a couple courses but it was mostly because of a crush I had on a fella, McPhee reportedly said. She also reportedly said scientology is not a bad thing, so when I say I’M not a Scientologist I really don’t mean I’M NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST! Doh! Another spacey cadet for Tom to convert. Some people will do anything for love. Sing, dance and jump on the nearest spaceship for ya. Yee Haw and away we go of into the wild and spaced out blue yonder.

Jon Stewart


The peacock is reportedly pecking at Jon Stewart’s brain. Reportedly NBC head haunchoes met Jon and his agent for a dinner and chit-chat. Jon’s contract with Comedy Central runs out in 2008. Conan O’Brien is supposed to take over the reigns on The Tonight Show from the chin, Jay Leno. But then unknown sources are rumoured to be saying the peacocks may buy out Conan, keep the chin in place and make space for Jon at the peacocks digs. Rumours, just rumours, ones that make the celebrity blogs go round, because there usually is a grain of truth in them. Representatives of Stewart, NBC Universal and Comedy Central reportedly declined comment.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Katharine McPhee


The American Idol runner up on last season’s show is reportedly going to be acting in an up coming feature film. The Last Caller, a dark romantic comedy is a story about a self-obsessed woman , Katharine McPhee, who searches for love, hope and the meaning of life. Sounds like a reel winner to me. Blah, blah ,bleech. Her next project is reported to be on the Surreal Life, team B minus.
Her self titled album was released on January 30th, 2007 by RCA Records. It debuted at # 2 on Billboard 200 and sold 116,000 copies the first week.


Angelina Jolie was unaware of the move by her bone head lawyers, who tried to get journalists to sign a contract limiting their rights to ask whatever questions they wanted to ask Jolie. Her main bone head lawyer, Robert Offer reportedly said the contract was drawn up by an overzealous lawyer and the famous actress was unaware of the move.

Jolie's manager, Geyer Kosinski, said the document was meant to "guide" journalists, not control them, because Angelina has a tendency to speak frankly. "She is an incredibly candid, honest person, who is undeterred herself in answering questions," he said. "Our collective intention was to protect her."
Have you ever heard a bunch of ass-wipes try to cover their exposed backsides as well as that. I doubt it.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Sean Stewart, Rod Stewart


Sean Stewart was arrested recently in L.A. The 26 year old star on A&E’s Sons of Hollwood was reportedly locked up for an hour in jail. He was reported to have been charged with four felonies. The charges were reportedly two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, a count of vandalism, and a count of throwing a substance at a vehicle. Stewart was reported to have been released on $60,000 bail. Sean and some friends were denied entrance to a party around 4 am and began throwing things at a truck that was passing by. Maybe he wasn’t invited to his dad’s upcoming wedding.
Rod Stewart reportedly got married today to Penny Lancaster his girlfriend of the past 7 tears.

Hillary Duff Verses Avril Lavigne

Hillary Duff is to appear at Much Music Awards in Toronto Tonight. Hopefully she will clash with Avril Lavigne at the show. A real American verses Canadian Pop Star cat fight is just what they need to boost ratings and sell more albums. Clash of the Brats! Woopie!



Saturday, June 16, 2007

Penelope Cruz and Ben Kingsley


Ben Kingsley and Penelope Cruz were heating up the beach, Cox Beach that is, just outside Tofino, In Beautiful British Columbia. They are filming the movie, Elegy, and giving the locals a glimpse of two movie stars getting all hot and bothered doing love scenes for the movie on the Vancouver Island beach. Kingsley plays a cultural critic, David Kepesh, who finds his life, which is described as being, in a state of emancipated manhood, is thrown into tragic disarray by Cruz's character Consuela Castillo, a well-mannered student who awakens a sense of sexual possessiveness in her teacher.
An assistant location manager for the film company reportedly said the location blew everybody away, "It's really not a hard sell. We woke up this morning and it was like Hawaii.", he said.
It was also reported that the actors and crew just loved the weather and the special treatment they recieved in the area.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Oprah # 1


Oprah Winfrey leads a list of the world's most influential celebrities, according to Forbes magazine's annual list of powerful celebrities. The US talk show queen was tops with earnings of $US260 million from her huge media empire.
The top ranking is based on income over the past 12 months. Oprah Winfrey, 53, rose to fame as host of her enormously popular US television talk show, reportedly has a net worth of at least $US1.5 billion from her production company, magazine and television show.
Winfrey was recently ranked by a US non-profit group as the most generous celebrity philanthropist, donating more than $US50 million of her fortune to charity last year.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Angelina Jolie Muzzles Media


Angelina Jolie went a little overboard trying to censor the media at the premiere of her latest movie, “ A Mighty Heart”. Jolie, promoting a movie that deals with freedom of the press, decided to ask all reporters to sign a contract stipulating what they could and could not ask her. She reportedly banned all Fox News reporters.
Most reporters balked when presented with the contract from Jolie’s lawyer. Some terms of the agreement were reportedly as follows: Don’t ask about Jolie’s personal relationships, or Jolie will have the right to terminate the interview. The interview could only be used to promote the movie. The interview will not be used to disparage, demean, or be derogatory to her. And if that wasn’t enough rules and regulations to follow it was reportedly stated in the contract that if any of those things happened that the interview tape would be confiscated and “such a violation, the signatory thus agrees, would cause Jolie irreparable harm and make it possible for her to sue the interviewer and seek a restraining order. "I wouldn't sign it," a reporter for a major outlet said. "Who does she think she is?" USA Today and the Associated Press were reportedly among those that cancelled interviews,
A real ungrateful biotch, that’s what she is. After making tens of millions from movies and selling her pics exclusively to different media outlets now she wants to censor the media, thus depriving her many fans from reading about her exploits, whether those exploits be disparaging or derogatory. Maybe a contract by her fans could be drawn up requiring her to act to the best of her ability at all times and if her fans don’t think she’s up to snuff then she has to refund their movie ticket fees in full. Or better still just boycott her movies from now on. She seems to want to be out of the spotlight anyway.
Ironically as this might seem, the screening was to support, Reporters Without Borders. But she certainly was putting up borders around herself, shielding her stinking public ass from reporters. All reporters should boycott reporting on the ungrateful skank’s tattooed skinny ass one half of two self-centered wanna be Scientologists.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

George Clooney



George Clooney was born on May 6, 1981 in Lexington, Kentucky. He has won an Academy Award and two Golden Globes. George acts, directs, is a producer and screenwriter. George has risen to the top of the A-List in American cinema. His quote on the outrageous antics of today’s young stars or rather sluts of the papparazzi are reportedly as follows, "If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball. We are always going to be that society that slows down to look at the car wreck on the side of the road. I think we’re just in one of those places right now, and it seems to be focused on younger kids Paris(jailbait) Hilton and Lindsay (knife) Lohan and people like that. They’ll get through it, but I wouldn’t want to be growing up around that."
Clooney was rebuked or dissed by Charlton Heston after what Clooney says were remarks he made about Heston that were taken completely out of context. Heston said after making note of the class of George’s late aunt, Rosemary Clooney, "It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation." Now take that you smug son of a who cut your hair last bastard, were Heston’s next words, off the record comments of course, a source reportedly said. What can you expect Charles, from a guy who lives with a big old pot-bellied pig for 18 years, I tell ya! Max, Clooney’s pig, passed away on December 1,2006.
Clooney’s college time was spent mainly on girls and partying. He was reportedly a poor student, not in the monetary sense, but in the studying department. To much pussy and partying usually does that to a play boy with his good looks. But as we all know he was smart enough to run off with a lot of Hollywood’s silver and gold.
Clooney’s dear old father, a politician is well known for saying about himself, “I spent the first part of my life being referred to as Rosemary Clooney’s brother, and now I am spending the last part of my life being referred to as George Clooney’s dad.”
George Clooney’s political sway is liberal. He was quoted as saying this about the Iraq war, “You can't beat your enemy anymore through wars; instead you create an entire generation of people seeking revenge. These days it only matters who's in charge. Right now that's us - for a while at least. Our opponents are going to resort to car bombs and suicide attacks, because they have no other way to win.. I believe (Rumsfeld) thinks this is a war that can be won, but there is no such thing anymore. We can't beat anyone anymore.”
In April 2006, George spent 10 days in Chad and Sudan making a film with his dad to show the dramatic situation of Darfur's refugees. In September 2006, he spoke in front of the Security Council of the UN with Nobel Prized Elie Wiesel to ask the UN to find a solution to the conflict and to help the people of Darfur. In December 2006, he made a trip to China and Egypt with Don Cheadle and others to ask both governments to pressure Sudan's government. He narrated the documentary “Sand and Sorrow.” On March 25, 2007, he sent an open letter to German chancellor Angela Merkel. Clooney, along with Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Jerry Weintraub, and Matt Damon, are behind the organisation Not On Our Watch, which focuses global attention and resources to stop and prevent mass atrocities. Very worthy causes indeed. But sadly I really don’t think the majority of governments give a rat’s ass about what’s happening over in Sudan. And that is a real sad commentary on today’s society.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Anna Kournikova



Anna Kournikova is still around, be it sparingly. She is set to appear on the tennis courts in Toronto on August 13 for the Tennis Legends ,part of opening ceremonies for the Rogers Cup tennis tourney. Is Anna really a legend of tennis or a legend of sex appeal? Sex appeal, yes, tennis, no. She never won a major singles tennis title in her whole career. She’s more of a legend for dating rich men than winning tennis tournaments. Enrique Eglesias is now enjoying the sloppy leftovers. The rumours of their break up is highly exaggerated said Kournikova. Her great looks will keep Anna in demand at many events for a while yet. God, men and lesbians are easy suckers.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Brad Pitt



Brad Pitt reportedly buys "carbon credits" to reduce his and Angelina's environmental footprints on the earth. I guess it's to reduce all that greenhouse gas he spews into the atmosphere when he borrows Tom Cruise's plane. The way Brad and his wife are always flying around the world making money, or buying babies, or blowing their images up at Cannes, I don't think even they have enough money to buy enough "carbon credits" to offset their environmental footprints. Their footprints are more like great big sink holes in poor old polluted Mother Earth. I hope they both fall into that sink hole and drag that wacky duo of Tom and Cat in with them!

Sunday, June 10, 2007



Well, the over exuberant scientologist Tom has bought Katie her own plane in case he's off somewhere and can't fly his wife to her next gig. Ah, the life of the super rich strikes again. I guess the Cruises aren't worried about their environmental footprint on old Mother Earth. But then the rich never are. The rich are priveleged species in our war to save the world from our destructive habits. Come on, does any couple really need his and her jet planes? They should both be interned somewhere in their church and made to repeat over and over again these words, We will not hasten the arrival of our spaceship by destroying this world that so many people depend on to live. Tom and Katie should repeat that phrase 10,000 times a day for as long as they remain on this planet. Which will be until they die people, because no spaceship is coming to transport their rich asses anywhere. Holmes was reportedly quoted as saying about her new jet, "It's like a bus only quicker." (huh). She also supposedly said she only uses it when hubby Tom is away or he has loaned his plane to ,(name dropping here), friends Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Does that woman seem spacey or just brainwashed to me only? Tom and Katie are certainly top guns in this world. Too bad they wouldn't use those guns on themselves.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Cameron could be singing the blues when Chriss sees his angel having so much fun with her ex. He may just make Justin disappear or sic Shrek on his ass.



Heidi Montag of “The Hills” has certainly filled up her resume with Hollywood delights. The bra size increase and nose decrease reportedly make her worth a million to Playboy sex mag. Playboy officials have denied the amount offered but her boyfriend thinks she’s worth that much. Wonder if he’ll still think so after she dumps him? Any hoo, here’s a few pics to point out her new pointers!!