John Travolta was seen in Paris on Thursday reportedly to pick up a secret aircraft he intends to use to fool some of his fellow Scientologists with. The new silvery airship is said to be circular in design with flashing multi-colored lights. Asked whether he would buy any planes at the show, Travolta replied: "Oh, no, no, no." Liar, liar, Jim reportedly shouted. An unknown source said John will be secretly transporting the plane to the desert in wherever. He plans to use it to cause people to start believing in Scientology's assumption that the evacuation has begun. Also another unknown source reportedly heard Katie say Tom was about to disappear for a couple weeks. The source seems to think Tom and John are in co-hoots. John and Tom need to increase membership in their faith or the top management team of their cult, er I mean church is going to have to re-program the both of them. The unknown source swore on the right paw of the easter bunny, so there might indeed be some people walking on egg-shells somewhere in the deserts of America. No doubt close to secret vaults containing the words of a crazy lunatic.
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Funny stuff but watch out those Scientologists we sting you.
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