Britney Spears New Song "Gimme More" Is OK

It’s Britney Bitch. Tell us something we don’t know. Britney Spears new song, Gimme More, debuted on Z100 web site radio station and reportedly was leaked to other sites. Britney Spears is reportedly going to appear on MTV Video Music Awards, and an angel is going to make her disappear with mirrors. Chris Angel, the magician, will make Spears vanish, a source reportedly told The Daily News.
Reports are saying Britney makes on average $737,868 a month. That’s why K-Fed is chasing after a little more than his measly $20,000 a month spousal support. Maybe Chris can make Britney Spears permanently disappear from the U.S. and miraculously reappear in a new mansion in Europe, far away from her gold digger ex’s claws. Then she can allow him to visit in handcuffs and leg irons.
Fans of Britney are reportedly liking the pop diva’s new single. Great going bitotche. Now just hire a real good nanny for your kids, someone like Mary Poppins.

Jesse Metcalf's Tattoo Is The Best He Has?

Okay all you heart broken boy toys in the world of crashed relationships , here’s what you should do. Do the Jesse Metcalf tattoo on the arm so everyone can see that you’re an idiot move. Jesse’s ex, Girls Aloud girl, Nadine Coyle, might just come running back to her ex douche bag boy toy. Jesee reportedly said this about his tattoo bleeding heart, “It’s not that I’m not over the break-up, it’s just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again.” “Everyone has had their heart broken but this is just a reminder not to let it happen again. It doesn’t mean you are staying in that moment or obsessing about it. I chose to get that tattoo, especially with the heart on the arm, because I choose to wear my heart on my sleeve." “It fits with my personality. I really couldn’t be happier with the tattoo. It’s the best I have.”
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The best he has is a tattoo. Yikes, poor Nadine. I think I’ll get the same one, but I’ll put it on my ass. Then I can continually moon people. If I don’t get arrested I’m sure to become a girl magnet. So get your lassoes ready and catch my ass.

Britney Spears Butt Is Back Hanging Out In Public

Britney Spears remembered to put on her favorite cowboy booties but unfortunately she forgot to put on her pants. Oh well thats nothing to worry about for Britney, she loves showing everyone her butt. It's getting a little, Ok, a lot passé for us.

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More Nick Hogan Crash Info.?

Nick Hogan’s recent crash info seems to be getting weirder by the day. According to TMZ a silver Viper car was reportedly seen close to the crash scene. Hulk Hogan owns a silver Viper.

A rep for Clearwater Police Dept. tells TMZ, "We suspect there may be others and we encourage them to come forward."

The police are reportedly saying Hulk Hogan isn't a suspect. I really hope it wasn't a father and son street race!

Owen Wilson Recovering in Hospital

Owen Wilson’s suicide attempt was reportedly because of a blowup with close friend, according to the New York Post. Owen was discovered at his home on Sunday by a stunned family member who called an ambulance for Owen. His reprehensive released this statement for the golden haired movie star, "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time." A hospital spokesperson reportedly said Owen Wilson ,"is here and in good condition."

Get well Owen!

Girls Aloud Trashes the Spice Girls

It seems the group Girls Aloud think the Spice Girls are now old and wrinkly. Cheryl Cole reportedly said, according to The Mirror: "It just wouldn't be seemly. When we finish we'll finish on top. There'll be no comeback.
"We could hardly go out as Girls Aloud when we're old and wrinkly. We would have to call ourselves Old Girls Aloud. That would never do."
Cheryl, 24, also told Live magazine about calling Lily Allen "a chick with a d***". She said: "Lily started having a go. I have my limits."

I agree. The Spice Girls are just money hungry old fogies and Lily Allen could possibly be a useless tit in a plastic bag. But of course the Spice Girls paved the way for girl groups like Girls Aloud. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, huh.

Hulk Hogan's Son Injured in Car Crash.

Hulk Hogan's son Nick crashed his sports car. Nick and a passenger were flown to a hospital in Florida by helicopter. TMZ reports that Nick Hogan was released from the hospital this morning.
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Nick is reportedly interested in becoming a race car driver. After he recovers from this crash, Nick better keep his speeding days on a race car track.

Owen Wilson Trys Suicide?

Owen Wilson reportedly tried to do himself in. Star Magazine reported the movie star was taken to a hospital after attempting to kill himself. Owen Wilson was reportedly found by a family member after Owen had slightly slit his wrists and took some pills.

Fergie Purse Is For Sale

Fergie was splashing around with the purse she designed. It sure looks like it's got lots of plastic flashing. I guess Fergie consulted with her plastic surgeon while she was bringing this purse creation to fruition. Oh well if she starts to sag a little she has lots of plastic in her wardrobe.

Britney Spears Puppy Gets Broken Up

Britney Spears little pet terrier dog got a broken leg and is wearing a cast. The pop star's kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, were playing rough with the little dog, London, when he yelped in pain, according to US reports.
A source tells the National Enquirer: "When Britney first got the puppy, she showed him to the boys.
"Sean chased the little dog until Britney finally had to stop him because the dog ran under the bed and wouldn't come out."
But the boys' rough play continued - according to the Enquirer, they often threw little London around.
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Perez Hilton Parties With Dolly Parton

PerezHilton was out gallivanting around with one of the oldest country music stars in history, Dolly Parton, on Thursday. Perez joined Dolly for her exclusive listening party for Dolly’s new album. Dolly actually looks younger than Perez. Lol.

The Little Mermaid Swims Into Broadway Soon

The Broadway musical show, The Little Mermaid, starring Sierra Boggess will be starting in a couple months.

Michael Vick is Responsible For Dog Fighting, Which is a Crime Not a Sport!

In my opinion here’s one stupid quote:
"I think, you know, we don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors.'' Stephon Marbury reportedly said that. He was trying to defend Michael Vick’s dog fighting criminal activities. That’s total BS. I personally don’t agree with hunting or dog fighting, but hunting is legal, dog fighting is not. Dogs are known for the most part as mans best friend. Training dogs to chew and tear each other apart in a small enclosed ring is just cruel. And why is dog fighting behind closed doors. Because it’s a cruel illegal crime, not a sport.
The NAACP held a press conference urging the NFL to let Michael play. "As a society, we should aid in his rehabilitation and welcome a new Michael Vick back into the community without a permanent loss of his career in football," said R.L. White, president of the group's Atlanta chapter. "We further ask the NFL, Falcons, and the sponsors not to permanently ban Mr. Vick from his ability to bring hours of enjoyment to fans all over this country."
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I can agree with that. Michael Vick should be allowed to play NFL football again. But not before he spends time in jail for his crime and gets suspended from the NFL sport for awhile. Then let him play again because that’s really his job and Vick is indeed one of the best quaterback/runner in the NFL. Vick fked up by involving himself in a criminal enterprise and now must pay the price. In his case it will be jail time and millions in lost income.

Just because some people believe dog fighting is a sport doesn’t mean it’s OK to engage in dog fighting. This is not ancient Roman culture that we live in. Because if it is then our culture will be destroyed by those who don’t believe in the destruction of animal and human rights.

Amy Winehouse Nominated For 4 Mobo Awards

Amy Winehouse is up for four Mobo awards. Metro reports Amy has been nominated for best UK female, best song, best video and best r'n'b act
Amy Winehouse, 23, was not at Movida nightclub in Central London to hear her nominations for the awards.
Amy Winehouse has also been forced to reportedly cancel her American tour for next month. A spokesman said: “Plans are being made to reschedule her US tour for early 2008.”

Brad Pitt The Green Man

Brad Pitt looked good as a construction worker. Pitt was helping build homes that were destroyed by hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
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Brad is indeed helping out the homeless in New Orleans. I wonder if he is making sure the $6000.00 toilet that he bought is also being put in these green homes too.

David Beckham Stalker Girl Trys To Get Into Beckham's Hotel Room?

Victoria Beckham is upset because a young beautiful girl tried to make out with hubby David at the King Edward Hotel in Toronto, Canada. “This creepy girl was clearly determined to come face-to-face with David,” said a hotel source. Reportedly after the girl was spotted on security cameras, the crazed girl was hauled away by guards and quizzed at length. Reportedly a hotel source said, “It was like something out of a stalker flick. She was using her feminine wiles but everyone was worried about the intense look in her eyes.”
Reportedly Posh banned David from meeting her look a like British Chanelle Hayes who appeared on Big Brother.
A spokesman for David denied the incident took place, saying: “I’m not aware of this. There are always fans hanging about wherever David goes, but no-one got near his room.
“We have the same security team as normal, and there was no security scare.”
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The $250 million man is going to have to put up with this crappy girly attacks in America. And Victoria will have to fight a lot to keep her hubby from falling to the free pussy that will be chasing his ass every where he goes in North America. Posh better tell her hubby to stop whipping of his shirt when he scores because it causing all the girls to overheat their vagina's and chase after Davy boy to cool them down...

Lindsay (Knife) Lohan is on the Trail of Redemption

Lindsay Lohan is appearing in OK! magazine to tell her wonderful rehab story of redemption. One of Lindsay’s pics shows her relaxing while reading an A.A.,(Alcoholics Anonymous) Big Book.
PerezHilton reports that OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said this about Lohan,
“She really is taking [rehab] seriously, “She’s replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading. She hasn’t looked this good in years.”
Lohan spends her days writing in a journal, taking up “spiritual classes” and working shifts at Smith’s, a nearby supermarket, where her earnings go to a local charity, the magazine said.
Lindsay also immerses herself in the Cirque Lodge’s “equine therapy,” where patients care for horses to help them with issues of trust.
“She’s been really worried about the influence she’s having on her little sister Ali,” Ivens said. “That’s why this time she’s determined to sort herself out, because she doesn’t want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she’s suffered.”
And, it seems like Lindsay may get a lucky break very soon.
Her lawyer is said to be working on a plea deal with prosecutors in LA, so she will likely avoid any jail time.

The Celebrity Way To Redemption. Lindsay is acting in her real life movie that should be called, Sucking up to the System’s Authorities and Staying Out of Jail. There are some rumours that officials are going to let Lindsay of the hook because she is doing so well in rehab. What about everyone charged exactly like Lohan but can’t afford a $30,000 monthly rehab center. I guess their rehab is behind bars. And in Malaysia you get you’re a** whipped. Can’t beat celebrity justice in America.

Jenna Jameson Happy and Healthy

Jenna Jameson told the TMZ cameras outside of Koi last night that they better stop calling her skinny, because she's "healthy and happy." Jenna was escorted by Baby Huey and said that she's getting to launch her modeling career and will walk in a few shows for New York fashion week.

Jerry O'Connell hides His Wedding Ring On His Underware

Jerry O'Connell keeps his wedding ring on his undies with a safety pin. He reportedly told People, "I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off, but I have to everyday at work, so I safety pin it to my underwear so I'll never forget it."
He probably gets wife Rebecca Romijn to look for it when he gets home.

Hayden Panettiere Turns 18 Today

Hayden Panettiere is 18 years old today. Happy birthday Hayden. Now stop licking everything you see and please stop sniffing your ass. You’re a grown up now. But remember you still have to turn 21 to legally be able to drink alcohol at all those Ho-Hum full clubs in the great state of California.

Jordan Stunning?

Jordan splashed her new fragrance on her old ass in London. Stunning is the Fragrance name not the looks of Jordon. She better start tighting up a little more than just the Vagina I Think.

Donald Trump Making Publicity For The Apprentice

The comb over king of sht T.V. Donald Trump has reportedly lined up some real stinkers for his up coming Celebrity Apprentice show. He thinks they are A and B-listers. More like d-listers and losers. The list includes, Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Amorosa, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon.
The Donald,(or Comb over Duck) reportedly told Page Six that he was also trying to land the Ho-Hum Hollywood drug threesome of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay (Knife) Lohan. He reportedly said, "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" Trump told Page Six. "We're not sure what will happen. She's a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Hilton, he adds, "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." About Lohan the Duck said, "Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them," he says.
I think the Donald’s wig has gotten a little too tight and choked of some oxygen to his bankrupt king size brain or rather the spongy grey matter that looks more like rotten pea soup. I am definitely going to find out when that show is on so I can stop watching T.V. when that garbage starts to stink up the airwaves.
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Jade Jagger Looks Good Without Clothes On

Mick Jagger’s daughter Jade likes to be nude at the beach. And she looks quite nice for a 35 year old jewellery designer as she flashed her naked buns near her home in Ibiza on Cala Pluma Beach. This is Jade’s third time getting photographed nude on a beach.
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Lily Allen's New Image Is a Plastic Bag?

Lily Allen has found out how not to kick the Paparazzi. She reportedly hides in a plastic bag and gets her friends to carry her around the clubs. She is reportedly getting a lot more compliments on her looks now. But her friends are probably all at the chiropractors offices now getting their backs worked on.
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Joel Maddon Gets Whipped Into Shape By Nicole Richie

Joel Maddon gets whipped into one woman shape by girlfriend Nicole Richie. After Joel refused to take a picture with a beautiful young girl a Page Six spy reportedly said Joel said, "He said he couldn't, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes."

I guess Nicole is taking control now that she has breasts to go along with the belly bump. Nothing like a drug free biotche huh Daddy Joel. No more Ho-Hums for you, except in secret that is.

Beth Ditto

Beth Ditto said, "In high school I had a boyfriend. I remember thinking that I just wanted to get pregnant, so I wouldn't have to make a decision about my life."
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Just the same old trailer trash hippo story being told by a highly unloved piece of trash who unfortunately is tormenting the sht out of the public with her BS.

Britney Spears Falls for an Angel

Britney Spears is reportedly being taught a little magic by Ho-Hum magician Criss Angel. They were seen going into Tower Beverly Hills Hotel together. Magic man Criss was probably showing Britney how to swim naked in a pool without being seen. How to destroy cars with an umbrella while your invisible. He more than likely did Spears without her even knowing and then did her again without her even taking off her panties. What panties you ask. Cameron Diaz’s. He reportedly got Diaz's panties on Britney while they walked into the hotel.

Britney Spears Gets Her Ass Adjusted

Nothing like getting in the crack of things for your job. Paul Cavaco, creative director for Allure gets into Britney Spears ass crack while adjusting her Dolce & Gabbana jeans during a photo shoot.

Is that really Britney's ass or a clones ass. Did she run off with the jeans or just wipe up some poop. Oh my, the smelly life of a poop star, er, I mean former pop star.

Hip-Hop Cash Kings on Forbes New List

Hip-hopper Jay-Z cashed in roughly $34 million in 2006, putting him on the top of the Forbes first hip-hop Cash Kings list. Not bad for 2006, but Forbes also reports that Jay-Z pocketed about $50 million in March after selling his Rocawear apparel label.








Fiddy, Curtis Jackson got #2 spot with roughly $32 million. And 50 Cent is reportedly going to haul in $100 million from Glaceau, maker of Vitamin Water, after Coke buys Glaceau.









Number 3 spot was grabbed by Diddy Combs.

Is Tom Cruise Secretly Testing Space Cadet Craft For A Quick Getaway?

I’m guessing maybe Tom Cruise and John Travolta were out around Haiti test flying two space cadet crafts recently. Reportedly witnesses recorded the crafts flying in the skies of Haiti. The UFO’s were captured on video but most people are saying the video is faked. Now if they had gotten a picture of Tom or John up close it would be a proven fact that the Scientologists are planning a quick getaway for their celebrity members. Posh, you and David better join up quickly if you want to travel to the Scientology planet of Cruiseton. It looks like the space cadet crafts are almost completed.
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Man Gets Murdered Over Half Eaten Chocolate Bar

Evren Anil, 23, was in the front passenger seat of black Peugeot with his sister Elif on his way to Crystal Palace on August 5, waiting for traffic lights to change, when a pair of peoplein another car threw a half-eaten chocolate bar into the car evren was in last Sunday afternoon in Upper Norwood, south east London. . Mr Anil got out of the car to challenge them but one brandished a knife and hit him in the face with it causing him to fall to the ground and he died on Monday.
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Marilyn Manson's Girlfriend Loves Bloody Sex

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson make a bloody sex video to show people it’s okay to be weird in romance. This coming from a 19 year old who’s hooked up with a 38 year old. Can you say, I need a little exposure to get some publicity for my movies. I know everybody wants to have sex in a bloody rainstorm with Manson. Some with Marilyn and some with Charlie I’m sure. Was the 4 year old Chinese boy skeleton next to you two along with Eva’s picture and Hitler too. But hey who am I to ridicule your highway to fame and fortune. Whatever you need to get your jollies of, Good Luck to you. Go have a two hour shower, your blood is starting to stink.



"At the end of the video, we're kissing and it's raining blood – and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life," Wood, 19, says in the September issue of GQ magazine.
"We made it for each other ... Because that's how we were feeling at the time: Even though ugliness can be all around you – you can literally be in a thunderstorm of blood – if you look past that, it really is just two people holding on to each other.
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Jenny McCarthy Parties in Vegas

When the cat in the hat Jim Carey is away the mouse of the house is out and about with some male compadres at the Moon Night Club in Las Vegas. Wearing a Posh like cut and whispers in the ears by muscle man Jenny looked like she was glad to be out and about. If only she had worn a playmate outfit again she could have been mistaken for VB for a second or two. Hurry back Jim boy, The call of Vegas is working it’s magic on Jenny.

Rihanna the new Posh?

Does Rihanna want to be the black Madonna or the black Posh? She can't seem to make up her mind.

Howard Stern Blows His Stinking Ass Self Into The Hamptons.

Look what the wind blew into the Hampton's. No one except filthy boy Howard Stern himself. I'm surprised he's not jacking off to the flashbulbs to drum up some listeners for his trash talk radio show. I wouldn't pay money to hear that filthy man make out with a blowup doll. Although that he has probably already did with sliver watching and countless jerks listening to him and jerking off. Why didn't you invite your listeners to the Hamptons sht-boy?