The comb over king of sht T.V. Donald Trump has reportedly lined up some real stinkers for his up coming Celebrity Apprentice show. He thinks they are A and B-listers. More like d-listers and losers. The list includes, Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Amorosa, Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon.The Donald,(or Comb over Duck) reportedly told Page Six that he was also trying to land the Ho-Hum Hollywood drug threesome of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay (Knife) Lohan. He reportedly said, "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" Trump told Page Six. "We're not sure what will happen. She's a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Hilton, he adds, "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." About Lohan the Duck said, "Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them," he says.
I think the Donald’s wig has gotten a little too tight and choked of some oxygen to his bankrupt king size brain or rather the spongy grey matter that looks more like rotten pea soup. I am definitely going to find out when that show is on so I can stop watching T.V. when that garbage starts to stink up the airwaves.
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